• BLooDY SILHOUEttE One-Year Special

    There's always a celebration for something, even if the anniversary is for something completely made up.

    "Oh my God, Kai, guess what?" I asked cheerfully, skipping into Matsuda and Orihime's living room.

    "What?" Kai cocked an eyebrow.

    I grinned, "Guess what today is?"

    He looked around and looked back down at me, "Your birthday?"

    "My birthday is in April, numnuts! Today is November second!"

    "And?" Kai cocked an eyebrow.

    I slapped Kai's chest, numbing my hand, "Must you forget the anniversary?"

    It disappointed me that Kai was so forgetful sometimes. Even though he had been around for a hundred seventy-seven years, he could be dumb as a doornail some--most--days.

    "What anniversary?" he kept his eyebrow cocked. "Are we married?"

    "More important than that," I frowned. "And we're not married."

    Kira popped into the room with a grin on his face, "You're married?!"

    I groaned and pulled my hair, "No! Today is the one-year anniversary of us! All of us!"

    "And?" Kai and Kira asked in unison, both with the same eyebrow cocked.

    "Today is November second! One year since this story was officially created!" I shouted in anger rather than excitement, unlike what I intended.

    "What story?" Takeuchi asked while him and Miku came in with Toshihiro in Miku's arms.

    "This story! The story we're in!" I shouted.

    "A story?" Takeuchi's lip quivered. "You mean I'm fake??"

    "Just like Kai's manhood," Kira grinned widely at Kai with a hand on Kai's back.

    For a moment, silence flooded the room following Kira's words as Kai stared at him in apathy. The sound of thunder rumbled the house and we all looked down to see Kira groaning in pain, holding his hands between his legs. Through his whimpers of pain were laughter spasms. He was one of the few in the world who laughed when injured.

    "What kind of retard makes Kira say that s**t anyways?" Kai frowned and placed one foot on Kira's side.

    "One moment," I pardoned myself and ran outside into the garage. I opened the door and I pulled the guest into the house by her wrist. I grinned widely--mostly at Kai. "Right here!"

    "Hi!" the guest exclaimed, waving one hand frantically.

    "Who the hell is she?" Kai frowned.

    I grinned evilly, "Kai, this is Courtney, otherwise known as Midori-chan," my grin tightened. "Meet your maker."

    "Hi!" Midori exclaimed and waved again.

    "This?" Kai pointed at her with a dumbfound complexion. "This is the author??"

    "Hi!" she exclaimed to Kai again. Midori looked down at Kira and waved again. "Hiii!"

    Kira winced with a smile, "Hi," his voice squeaked.

    "Oh my God, your house is fricking awesome!" Midori cheered and spun in a circle.

    "Are you saying our lives are in her hands?!" Kai freaked out, turning to me.

    "Yaay!" Takeuchi exclaimed, flailing his arms wildly.

    "She seems like a responsible girl," Orihime smiled as her and Matsuda came in.

    "Damn right I am!" Midori gave a thumbs-up. "I only tripped eleven times today!"

    "It's noon," Kai frowned.

    She smiled, "But it's still a record," she giggled. "So, Kai, how are the condoms working for you?"

    Just as I was about to freak out on Midori, Kai grabbed her wrist and held it up and glared at her, "Not you too!"

    "If you're so pissed off, then hit me," she challenged with a grin.

    A moment went by and Kai glared at Midori in frustration, "Wh-why can't I do anything?"

    "She's the creator; she controls you." I smiled and leaned up to Kai's ear to whisper. "It's almost like mind powers."

    "Try to read my mind now, a*****e!" Midori roared in malevolent laughter.

    "Why must you do this to me?!" Kai wailed.

    "Because i like your suffering," she leaned in with a glare. "Because I like your pain..."

    "Someday..." Kai growled and gritted his teeth together, not finishing his sentence.

    "Takeuchi!" Midori exclaimed, running away from Kai and towards Takeuchi and I tended to Kai.

    "Master!" Takeuchi cheered and they pranced in a circle immaturely.

    Kai complained childishly, "She's so mean,"

    "Aw, don't be so sad, Mister Man," Midori smiled and glomped Kai. "You're my favorite wimpy Vampire!"

    "Good God, I hope there's nobody else like you," Kai rolled his eyes.

    "I wouldn't count on that," Midori pointed down at Kira. "Ask his fangirls."

    "Yay, I'm loved," Kira squeaked again, still writhing in pain with a few giggles.

    Kai glared at Midori, "I hate you,"

    "Love you too!" Midori cheered and hugged Kai tighter.

    "Sooo, when are you gonna make Kai bang Arisa?" Takeuchi grinned widely.