• Yotsu Oyorumori looked at the window, rain. She sighed. Today her best-friend Shiro Yamada was leaving for a buisness trip. She slammed her fist on the table.

    "STUPID BUISNESS!" She shouted. "Oh crap, too fickin' loud again damnit!"

    "Yotsu-Sama has gone crazy hasn't she?" A maid whispered.

    "SHUT UP!" Yotsu yelled while pointing an accusing finger at her.

    Yotsu sighed and jumped out of the window.

    "What the HELL are you doing?" A fimiliar voice asked her.

    "Pshh!" Yotsu scoffed. "Doors are for old people, grandpa!"

    Shiro glared at her. "Stupid."

    "Well, you're a dumbass, dumbass." Yotsu retorted.

    "Hn, where are you going stupid?" Shiro asked her, walking next to her.

    "Where do you think?" Yotsu asked him with a dumb voice.

    ...Silence...

    "Nowhere."

    "Finally, a right question dumbass!" Yotsu announced while clapping her hands sarcastically.

    Yotsu sat down in the middle of a plain. Well, acctually, the park. She closed her eyes and it looked like she was meditating.

    "Yotsu, what--"

    "Shut up." She snapped.

    Breathe...breathe...breathe...and then...

    Yotsu began to dance.

    "THE FRIGGIN HELL!!??"

    Clap...clap...clap...tap foot...tap foot...tap foot...pause...spread arms for the sky.

    "Rain, rain, rain fall, fall, fall..." She chanted then clapped her hands in front of her once. Then more rain fell.

    "Oh, your rain dance." Shiro muttered.

    "Yeah, I like rain ahodara(fool)." She commented.

    "Stupid cow (in Spanish and Japanese it's Baka no Vaca!), I know for a fact that you like to do the Rain Dance when you want to cry in public." He scoffed.

    "You finally got something right today ahodara." She muttered while her arms were over her head, then she spinned while she spread her arms out.

    And then when her head was facing to Shiro's direction, Shiro got his hand and stopped her spinning by holding her chin.

    "And why is that?" He asked her. Yotsu stopped, and opened her jade eyes. She stuck out her tounge.

    "You really are a dumbass, Shiro." She sighed while crossing her arms. He frowned.

    "Just tell me." He sighed.

    "Remember Shiro, like I would say," She paused. "A tru friend is mean because they don't want to show it. A fake friend is nice to you because they want to keep you."

    "Are you going to recite your own version of that stupid chainmail?" He asked.

    "Why yes, yes I am, dumbass." She smirked.

    "A fake friend would give you their umbrella, which would mean that they would get sick and you would have to take care of them," Pause. "A tru friend would push you into mud so that YOU would get sick and that they can take care of you."

    Shiro stared at her while Yotsu walked around him. Oh wait that's right when they were 6, she pushed him into mud and then she stole his umbrella. After that Yotsu had to take care of him everytime he would be sick.

    "A fake friend would borrow something and loose it, and tell you, but in reality, they just want to keep it," She said while her right hand had had two fingers up. "But a tru friend will loose it but never tell you by you then you would forget so that they don't want to worry you."

    Shiro smiled inwardly when he remembered the time when he accidentally saw Yotsu panic and say: "OH FRAP! s**t! It dropped into the s**t! If it's in s**t then I am too! Wait! " Pause. "What he doesn't know can't hurt him!"

    Then Yotsu changed 2 to 3. "A fake friend will bail you out of jail so that you can repay them later," Another pause because Yotsu sat down before she went dizzy. "But a tru friend would be sitting right next to you while saying "That was some fun s**t!", showing that they enjoyed the thing that got them into the brig."

    Shiro sat down while he remembered when he had to streak across town because Yotsu got his clothes. He got in the brig cause he was butt-naked and Yotsu stole his clothes. he laugehd a bit at the memory.

    Then 3 to 4. "A fake friend would knock on your door, showing that they don't have keys," Yotsu smiled. "But a tru friend would just come in because you know you trust them enough to enter your home without permission."

    Oh yeah, 14-years-old, and then Yotsu got the permission to the house keys cause she had saved Shiro's life by the knives. Shiro shuddered at the thought.

    5 to 4. "A fake friend wouldn't take the chance for the food you make because they're afraid that they might get food poisoning," And of course. "A tru friend would take the chance of getting food poisoning and fake that they would like it if it's bad and showing that they like it alot when it's good to make you happy."

    Oh yes, when Shiro made a failed attempt in cooking, Yotsu got sick, right there, and even managed to say "I loved it" and had a thumbs up when her face was green, and she was on the floor.

    4 to five (This goes 'till ten.) Yotsu stood up and was walking over to a bench, Shiro following her while saying, "A fake friend would say to you to stop from doing an idiotic and dangerous thing," she paused as she sat down on the bench under a tree. "But, a tru friend would just push you to do that because they want to make you experience new things!"

    Shiro stared at the smiling Yotsu while remembering the time when he was trying to jump off the tree that's trying to cover the rain right now. Oh and when he couldn't jump off, Yotsu just pushed him off, then she lost balance and fell with him. Luckily, they both landed on their feet, shuddering in fear, then fell on the grass.

    Then 5 to 6. "A fake friend would say that they'll always be there to insure you that they'll save your a** when your in deep s**t and I literally mean when your IN actual s**t," Yotsu looked up smiling. "A tru friend wouldn't tell you because they already know that you know that they will be there for you."

    Oh yeah, 6th grade, when he was stuck in the Principal's office because he was trying to steal somthing back from him, Yotsu pulled him up in an air vent just in time before the Principal came back in the office.

    6 to 7. "A fake friend would keep you secret so that they would know more about you," she paused while reaching her arms in front of her while fiddling with them. "A tru friend would know already because they know everything about you."

    Shiro glared at Yotsu while he remembered that she tried to sell a book ALL about HIM. INCLUDING the MOST EMBARASSING things! Yeah...made her alot of money, and she evern gave him 20 dollars.

    7 to 8. Yotsu stood up and sat on the ground and leaned on the tree trunk. "A fake friend would get you out of trouble so that you would be happy." Then she paused again. "A tru friend would get you out of trouble and make you do community serveice at your favorite place with you so that you can play around while they can be the look out and clean after you."

    Oh, the party they had for leaving high school, Yotsu voulenteered them to stay together for cleaning up the arcade the school used. Shiro was playing DDR while Yotsu was skating around with the brushes as skates while mopping.

    8 to 9. Yotsu stood up with her back leaning on the tree trunk while Shiro was now sitting on the arm rest of the bench, looking at her. "A fake friend would say that they'll miss you when your gone because they would make you remember about them." She stopped for a second, rubbing her eyes. "A true friend wouldn't say that because they know they'll keep in though with you."

    Shiro blinked. That hasn't happened yet. And Yotsu didn't even tell him that she'll miss him yet though.

    And finally, 9 to 10. Shiro stood up, now in front of Yotsu. "A fake friend would tell you that they like you." She smiled as she paused, while she leaned close to his face while in tippy-toes. "But a true friend would do this," she stopped and kissed him on the lips. "And tell you that they love you while running away."

    Yotsu now, ran before Shiro came too, but before that, she got his umbrella and began to run with it as she opened the umbrella with him running behind her.

    "Run you bitchy dumbass run before I'm gone!" She shouted, laughing like a maniac. 5 minutes later, Shiro was near her and tackled her down.

    He made her face him while he was on top of her. Yotsu struggled to get free of his grasp, but he made her stop and he kissed her until they finally sat down.

    Some of Yotsu's hair was on her face. Shiro tucked it behind her ear while he whispered in it, "I love you too, stupid." Then kissed her. She respond quickly to it.

    -[4 Years Later...]-

    Now 22-years-old, Yotsu is in the airport, waiting for Shiro's arrival. Yotsu saw him trying to fix his watch by hitting it.

    "Stupid frickin' watch!" He grumbled then a force hit knocked him down on the floor.

    "Shiro!" Yotsu smiled.

    "Ah, Yotsu." He smiled. "Can you get off of me, you're making a scene here stupid!"

    They sat up.

    "Hey! Shut up! I haven't seen you in 2 freakin' years ya know!" She pouted.

    "Oh and you better get ready by 7PM I'm taking you somewhere." He said.

    "Ok!" Yotsu smiled.

    -[Epilouge]-

    Shiro took her into the park, now a Garden, that they confessed to eachother in. He knew this because he visited Yotsu 2 years ago. You see, Shiro worked as a music scout, and had to travel all around the world for a certain time on each place, the make new stars arise.

    After dinner Shiro asked Yotsu to marry her like the way she confessed to him. She gladly accepted that offer. Well, after they kissed.

    Now, they are married, but now they still have their love-hate relationship. Isn't love confusing now-a-days?

    -[A/N]-

    Crappy isn't it? ._." Yeah, I know too, this was made outta bordem, so forgive me. COMMENT AND RATE ;D YESH!