• (Dark clouds appear with the Broken Robot logo. Fades out to the tree tops.)
    Edward: Isabelle Swan…
    (shot of Edward and Bella sitting in a field)
    Edward: I promise to love you forever.
    (shot of the two standing in a field hugging)
    Bella: (whispering) What the hell is with the fields?
    (fades to a shot of mountain tops)
    Bella: And what the hell is with all the scenery shots? We’re in Washington…we get it.
    (The volturi walk all dramatically with their capes on)
    Jane: She’s still human…The volturi don’t give second chances.
    (Bella looks at Edward with fear in her eyes. Edward looks at Bella)
    Edward: Oh s**t…I thought we changed her already. My bad guys!
    (Dark clouds fade in again with “From the worldwide best epic fail” then fades out)
    (Edward and Bella are laying on her bed)
    Bella: Why are you so against me becoming like you?
    Edward: I know the consequences of this choice you’re making.
    (Fades out to a shot of Bella and Charlie in the kitchen)
    Edward: In a few decades…
    (A shot of Renee and Bella hugging)
    Edward:…everyone you know will be dead.
    Bella: Wait, what? Are you going to kill my family? You b***h!
    (shot of green meadow. Jacob and Bella are standing there)
    Jacob: You wouldn’t have to change for me Bella. I’m in love with you. And I want you to pick me instead of him.
    (Bella looks all sad like she has been for the whole freaking series)
    (Dark clouds with “It all begins with a choice” appear.)
    (Edward and Jacob are outside Charlie’s house)
    Jacob: You have to consider the idea…
    (shot of Bella by the ocean appear)
    Jacob:…that I may be better for her than you are
    (black screen then clouds roll in and “ On June 36” appear)
    (a shot of Edward over looking the tops of trees)
    Bella: Edward, she found us.
    (A shot of Victoria running through the trees and jumping over a river. She looks over her shoulder.)
    Victoria: Damn, Bella’s got some fat lips.
    (shot of Bella’s fat lips)
    Edward: I’ll protect you…no matter what.
    (Bella and Jacob are talking)
    Bella: You don’t know what you’re getting yourself into. I mean you’re a freaking squirrel.
    Jacob: I’m gonna fight for you until your heart stops beating.
    (Bella pulls out a knife)
    Bella: Enough of the fighting and the dramatic scenery! Just leave me alone!
    (Bella stabs herself with the knife)
    (thunder and the screen goes black. “The Flashlight Saga Fat Lips appears)