• tab You know, I was thinking about doing something special for mother's day. Like, the classic acrosstic poem or something like that. But you know me, I'm the worst poem maker of all time.
    tab So instead, I'm making my characters make you a Mother's day poem. First up, Tyler Woods.
    tab Um, what? When did this...What?
    tab You know, a poem. I mean, you're a robot, right? Don't you have it, like, programmed into you to, uh, make poems?
    tab No.
    tab Huh. Well that's strange. You'd think that's the first thing that Mr. Woods would program into you.
    tab OMG, SPOILERS.
    tab I actually...don't have any parents. I'm kind of a, you know, a robot. Remember, you wrote me in the story that way.
    tab Well, ok, I guess that makes sense. Nathon must have something though, right? He's human.
    tab Actually...My mom kind of just tried to commit suicide. So making a poem would be...
    tab Ok, fine. How about Dr. Doc? Or Jenna?
    tab Both robots.
    tab OMG, SPOILERS.
    tab Jacob, then. Jacob's our anti-hero. He's got to have some--
    tab His mom commited suicide as well.
    tab Geez, why'd I have to make my story so frikken depressing?! Well, anyway, I guess I won't be able to make a poem for you, mom, but I still want to wish you a happy mother's day...
    tab Yeah, and...
    tab Wow, this has to have been the lamest "special" I've ever done.