• Once upon an awkward fairytale ago...
    there was a frosted cupcake names Ted. Ted loved to put yellow and blue icing on everyday.
    Ted had a brother named Denta. Denta liked to put red and green icing on.
    Other than colors, these brothers differed because one was kind and caring while the other was a total a**.
    One day, Ted saw a lady on the local counter. She was having issues putting on her icing. However, she was as beautiful as a 6 layer wedding cake. She asked his help and he gladly helped her. When they were done he asked her if she was interested in yellow and blue icing. She nodded yes with a smile.
    Suddenly, ted's cream filled insides exploded. He was so happy to find a cup-mate.
    However, Denta didn't like the idea of his brothers cup-mate because he didn't have one. So....he decided to do something so evil, so disgusting, so unsanitary. He went to the cupcakes house and.....and....GAVE HER TO A CHILD!!!!!! (The rest of this content is far too violent and brutal to write. However, Ted still has yet to get revenge. We keep his beloved cup-mate in our prayers. crying