• Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?

    Boy: No

    Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

    Boy: No

    girl: Do you like me?

    Boy: No

    Girl: Do you want me?

    Boy: No

    Girl: Would you cry if I left?

    Boy: No

    Girl: Would you do anything for me?

    Boy: No way.

    Girl: What would you choose, your life or mine?

    Boy: My life

    The girl runs off crying in pain and the boy runs after her, grabs her, and tells her:

    The reason you're not pretty is cause you're beautiful

    The reason you never cross my mind is cause you're always on my mind

    The reason I don't like you is cause I love you

    The reason I don't want you is cause I need you

    The reason I won't cry if you left is cause I'd die

    The reason I won't do anything for you is cause I'd do everything for you

    The reason I'd chose my life is cause you are my life