The manliest man in the town
once went by the name of Ken Brown.
He was buff,
he was tough,
and he walked with a huff
that said he would not be put down.
Admired by women townwide,
"Oh, I love the attention," Brown lied.
Ah, but poor Ken,
his true love was for men
and he'd not change his mind if he tried
So then nightly our hero Ken Brown
dressed up and then went into town.
With his head full of curls,
he looked just like a girl
cloaked in a beautiful gown.
And so Ken lead a double life.
His friend was his lover by night.
"Oh, the man has no clue.
If only he knew!"
So thought Sue, Ken's feminine side.
And then when all hell broke loose,
and Ken's lover discovered the truth,
he found nothing wrong;
he had known all along
and loved Ken just as he had loved Sue.
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