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I went out on a walk
and stopped in a liquor shop
I handed in my lottery ticket
to a guy who's name tag said "Hi I'm Bridget"
He announced "The winner is 911"
The cops said "Sorry Hon'"
As they were about to leave to get some dinner
Bridget said "No, she's the winner"
My best friend stole my wallet
she took it right out of my pocket
I'm so blue
should've put my money in my shoe
my best friend stole my wallet
I took all the money in cash
and when the cops weren't looking I pointed and laughed
Ran over to my best friend's house
But to tell her the news I had my doubts
I left her house and closed the door
looked down at my pants and thought they were stuffed more before
I stucked my hands in my jeans to see if my money was there
only to find a pair of stinky underwear
My best friend stole my wallet
she took it right out of my pocket
I'm so blue
should've put my money in my shoe
my best friend stole my wallet
I ran back, banged on the door and rang the bell
and when she answered I began to yell
First I kicked her in the shin
then hit her with a pot made of tin
when she began to bleed I remembered the underwear
then slapped her again 'cause I just didn't care
My best friend stole my wallet
she took it right out of my pocket
I'm so blue
should've put my money in my shoe
my best friend stole my wallet
- by xLaydieSkullx |
- Poetry And Lyrics
- | Submitted on 09/06/2008 |
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- Title: My Best Friend Stole My Wallet
- Artist: xLaydieSkullx
- Description: Ok, I thought of this song while taking a shower XD no idea how but it just came to my head and when i finished the shower i wrote it down and changed up the lyrics to make it sound good and well this i what i came out with. I hope nobody wrote a song like this befre tho O_O' btw this is the first actual song iveever wrote (except one i wrote wen i was 10 or 11 wich doesnt count cuz i dont even think i finished it lol) anyways comment, rate and enjoy ^-^
- Date: 09/06/2008
- Tags: best friend stole wallet
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Comments (6 Comments)
- Su9aR_Ed - 09/30/2008
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ahahahahaa..
ur song is funny..
i like it..^^ - Report As Spam
- mystic_water_luna - 09/12/2008
- lol funny song sam
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- Zekester014 - 09/09/2008
- Umm, Sam...you have the wierdest Imagination I`ve ever seen. But good song, I can Hear the beat
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- Sadness and Sorrowforever - 09/08/2008
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lol funny
good job using your creativity - Report As Spam
- Pure_Dove - 09/08/2008
- haha nice very animative XD
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- Dark Destiny Hero - 09/07/2008
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lol funny
nice creativity! 4! - Report As Spam