• One dark, stormy night
    a man lay in bed with fright
    too terrified to close his eyes
    too terrified to sleep
    knowing it was waiting

    what is it you ask?
    it is a creature
    with terrorfyin features
    it stands 6 feet tall
    with a smile that reaches from ear to ear
    eyes capable of seeing in the dark
    a face that could stop a dogs bark

    When the man finally gave way
    out it came
    and beside the man it lay
    waiting, for the day to come
    when the man woke up
    his eyes almost popped out their sockets
    the creature then reached into its pocket
    and pulled out not a gun or a dagger,
    but a burger!
    and then a voice said "wake up with the king"