• I like mushrooms,
    This much is true.
    White ones and brown ones,
    Green is good too.

    I don’t know why I love them so,
    But… it is hard to say…
    When I eat a mushroom,
    I feel so happy all day!


    He took my mushrooms!
    How rude! How mean!
    He took all my mushrooms,
    And replaced them with… BEANS!

    I want to shoot him…
    I want to kill him…

    Take him down!
    Kick him in the shin!
    I will get my mushrooms,
    My mushrooms and Gin!