• I watched a cricket die today
    in a slow and painful way
    He swirmed and kicked around the floor
    Because i sprayed around the door

    Insects bother me you see
    so i spray to make it bug free
    This unlucky one has found his fate
    And has now joined the cricket death rate

    The spray must burn him really bad
    to make him go so crazy mad
    For he tired to rip out his own heart
    or maybe tried to just rip myself apart

    Laying on his back, he kicked around
    I watched him wriggle on the ground
    It was quite interesting to see
    and yet that sounds sick to me

    He's legs were stuck up in the air
    and as he died i seemed to care
    but finally the cricket kicked the bucket
    so i took out the vacuum and sucked him up IT!