Here we are sleeping and it's one in the morning
You wake me up and say "Hey! I'm getting horny."
I wake up and reply "good news,
My pajama's are loose."
We try and spice it up so we do it in the kitchen
where we have eaten left over chicken.
We kiss on the table,
but soon found out it was unstable.
You ask "How about in the shower?"
I answere "Nah it's gonna take an hour."
"Never mind lets go to sleep."
"Maybe tommorow we can do it in the jeep."
P.S: I HATE THE PERVERTED SIDE OF MY MIND!!
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