• I'm utterly shocked
    and surprised at the fact
    that after what you said
    your face is intact.

    It's so damn amusing
    yet so darn annoying
    at the statements and arguments
    that you are employing.

    You're an idiot, point blank
    There's none else I can say.
    You call me your friend
    Yet come at me that way.

    You wipe your dirty hands
    All across my beliefs
    and then justify the validity
    of your cruddy motifs.

    I'm taken aback, oh yes
    Pissed to pissitivity!
    Oh the hurt is coming my friend
    Oh so coming, believe me!

    I'm not done, oh hell no
    I'm just getting started
    Stand back, I'm not going easy
    Be you disabled or retarded

    It's about time someone
    Put a hurtin' on this cretin
    And when my joints have loosened up
    I'd have prepared your beatin'.

    Granted in five minutes the world
    will be rid of one less idiotic Bloke..!!

    Wait..what..??
    He was telling a joke?! gonk


    *cough* I knew that.. sweatdrop