• captain: Are you ready, boys!?

    boys: Aye, Aye, sir!

    captain: I can't FEEL you!

    boys: Aye, aye, sir!!

    captain (in orgasmic tone): Ohhhh~~

    Who lives in a condo under the sea!?

    boys: Spongefag Buttseckspants!

    captain: Sexy and yellow and bulging is he!

    boys: Spongefag Buttseckspants!

    captain: If fan-TABULOUS! homo sex be something you wish!

    boys: Spongefag Buttseckspants!

    captain: Then drop by his deck and pull out your 'fish'!

    boys: Spongfag Buttseckspants!

    captain: Touch me!?

    boys: Spongefag Buttseckspants! Spongefag Buttseckspants! Spongefag Buttseckspants!

    captain: Spongefag Buttseckspaaaaannnnnnts!

    captain: Ow ow ow! Not there!

    END