• I'm bored
    I'm cold
    I was told I was sold for gold
    But I didn't care that I was sold

    I went home
    To get my comb
    and brush my gnome
    Then I did yoga
    and said ome...

    I won a phone
    Delivered with a bone
    By my friend Jone...
    I gave her a piece of stone

    My brother Ben,
    gave me a hen
    And stabbed me with a pen
    Then I threw it in my den

    So my nan hit me with a
    pan then I ran,
    I hit a man who hit
    me with his van
    I'm dun with this
    Stupid plan!