• Two lonely girls had a fight
    Punching, slapping, hitting,
    A marvelous sight
    Little did the two lonely girls know
    They were both, sisters at soul.

    A crazy women came
    To put some sence in their brains
    Screaming, growling,
    Completed with a yell
    Oh yes, this scene was surely at hell.

    A rich homeless hobo
    Came to see the fight
    Right there in the dark,
    He complained of too much light
    Heart attack and all, there he had a fall.

    A married lady
    Came with her dead husband
    Grabbing a chair, and sitting on the floor
    She watched the fight
    To which she adored.

    A mute puppy
    With red in it's eyes
    Barked at the scene.
    There it became beserk,
    And went for the girls' spleins.

    Two lonely girls
    Fought 'til the death.
    It was only when their souls went to rest
    When they found out
    They were really sisters at best.