• Slappy

    There once was a pig,
    Who ate a fig.

    He couldn't stop growing,
    As the farmer kept mowing.

    Then one day,
    The pig said "Nay!"

    The pig started eating healthy,
    Now the farmer wasn't wealthy.

    He couldn't sell his pig,
    That was so big.

    Now the farmer wasn't happy,
    Unlike his pig named Slappy.