• They're always there for you.
    To pick you up when you fall.
    To help you when you need it.
    To laugh at your jokes.
    To get your jokes.

    Too bad I've never experienced such a friend.
    One who doesn't try to put me down.
    Or tell me I'm good enough.
    Or laugh at my jokes with me.
    Or actually understand when I'm joking.

    No, my "best friend" is thirsty for popularity.
    And will stop at nothing to get it.
    She calls me the hypocrite?
    She should look in the mirror.

    Alas, this is how it's always been.
    And this is how is shall stay.