• Live from the house where Ness dwells

    Comes a hero, listen to the story I`m about to tell

    You, about a man, who never gave up

    Even when his life was rusty and got stuck

    Yea she`s tough one, so tough

    She makes macho`s don`t even seem that rough

    I`m tellin you this woman is buff

    Lately have you seen all of the stuff

    That she did, with me, and him, and the guy over there

    Victims of her threats, her terrible world

    And don`t you dare spit one word

    Her secret police is all over the earth, find a nurse

    Well if that ain`t bull, but Charles said honesty rules

    So is it a lie if I said life`s just a lie

    My perception of her concept is one to admire

    Like the blaze of a candle that just caught on fire

    Is it all worth it, or am I another one of her inventions

    Who just so happened to find intervention, in others

    Turn the tables now I got her bowing down to me

    I`m the king, shes`s the squire, you can call me sire

    Yea, the largest inanimate thing you can overpower

    Is now below me, run in fear, all of you lowly cowards

    Truth is, it only happens when I touch the MiC

    The only time I can ever win the fight

    Against her, she, that lady, lovely woman

    ......My girl

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    That`s all I got to say about life. Stop

    complainig and do something about it.