• Katherine Of Aragon
    Was there and she was gone.
    Sent away to an abbey
    For Henry's wife to be.

    A child dubbed b*****d,
    She's been dealt the wrong card.
    A wedding in secret,
    To a woman with reason to fret.

    Anne Boleyn's been a fallen'
    Her behavior's all apallin'.
    Jane Seymour's been flirting
    And Henry's leg's been hurting.

    A baby boy has been born,
    And Henry's heart's been torn.
    Thomas Cromwell's been scheming,
    A new marriage he's arranging.

    Anne Of Cleves
    People would often tease.
    Her emotions were pulled,
    And her marriage annulled.

    Cromwell lost his head for that mistake.
    Now a new wife Henry must take.
    Enter little Catherine Howard,
    Not at all a coward.

    Had too many drinks at the bar,
    That little harlette and star.
    Flirted with Thomas Culpepper
    And Henry's bad temper.

    Here comes Catherine Parr
    Whose family went too far.
    Being a pawn in a plot,
    Must have hurt a lot.

    Dangerous people lead dangerous lives
    While others take dives.
    The tales of the old court,
    Some people must now abort.

    So strike up the band,
    And tell me about the wives of England.
    Where the Tudors reign
    And Kings go insane.