• Her hair as red as blood,
    My hair as gross as mud,
    Her eyes as blue as the ocean,
    My skin smells like rotten lotion,
    Her skin as pale as the moon,
    My skin as dry as a sand dune
    Her face filled with infinite glory,
    Well my face is plain gory,
    She rubs it in my face,
    About my brainy taste,
    She's extremely beautiful,
    While my face is ugly and dull,
    She hates me to death,
    She hates my horrible breath,
    She hates my taste for brains,
    Her hate brings me heart pains.

    ~Andy

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