• I feel so normal. Too bad I'm not.
    I feel so happy. Too bad I want to cry.
    I'm so emotional. Too bad I can't feel anything.
    I feel so awake. Too bad I'm asleep where I stand.
    I feel so loved. Too bad I hate it.
    I feel so fine. Too bad it hurts.
    I feel so motivated. Too bad I'm lazy.
    I feel so focused. Too bad I can't concentrate.
    I have so many thoughts. Too bad I can't think.
    I love poems so much. Too bad I hate poetry.
    I have such low standards. Too bad I can't even reach them.
    I love music. Too bad I can't stand it.
    I'm so open. Too bad I'm hiding.
    I have so many friends. Too bad I'm lonely.
    I have no personal bubble. Too bad I'm claustrophobic.
    It's so quiet. Too bad I can't hear myself think.
    It's so loud. Too bad I can't hear the noise.
    I'm so deep. Too bad it makes me shallow.
    I'm so accepting. Too bad I hate change.
    I know so much. Too bad I don't understand it.
    I like to have fun. Too bad I make it a chore.
    I'm so original. Too bad I'm a poser.
    I'm so cool....Too bad I'm a loser.