• Went to school today
    in the spring of may
    my dad ask me and say
    did you get an A today
    if I didn't
    you would hint
    to find a way out of today
    to make matters worse
    I helped a liar with a herse

    say hello to my fake girlfriend
    the story's short at the end

    say goodbye to my fake girlfriend
    one thing wouldn't intend
    about my fake girlfriend

    Im the boy who lies about the wolf
    or lights the fire in the gulf
    and steals candies from infants
    warnings that work didn't
    so surprise
    who despies
    the demon's hoof
    just blame
    the boy who cried wolf

    say hello to my fake girlfriend
    the story's short at the end

    say goodbye to my fake girlfriend
    one thing wouldn't intend
    about my fake girlfriend

    people say im a big fat liar
    then why aren't my pants on fire
    tough break
    for the funny satire
    pale like the vampires
    feel like im gonna expire
    I might as well retire
    so what if im a big fat liar

    say hello to my fake girlfriend
    the story's short at the end

    say goodbye to fake girlfriend
    one thing wouldn't intend
    about my fake girlfriend

    there's nothing wrong with my fake girlfriend
    just some lies since high school began

    there's nothing wrong with my fake girlfriend
    just some old teenybopper trend

    say hello to my fake girlfriend
    say hello to my fake girlfriend
    say hello to my fake girlfriend
    and say goodbye to fake girlfriend
    one thing wouldn't intend
    about my fake girlfriend