• Today I saw a parade in the streets of Rome,
    An army so grand it stretched to the emperor's throne.
    Then I realized it was no parade by the daily pilgrimage to Masha's home.

    On her back a public servant she is known,
    To every man, woman, child and dog, of Rome.

    Catullus would be proud, that I beat his score,
    I managed to find an even bigger whore.

    I love you Mary.

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