• See here's the thing
    That one, tiny thing
    I had this small fling
    With the wife of the king

    At the time it seemed fine
    Oh if only it were fine
    I thought her partially mine
    As we sat to dine

    But unfortunately
    Very unfortunately
    She was definitely
    Still very queenly

    Her husband a jealous man
    Some would say over zealous man
    Was not an enourmous big fan
    Of this pauper with a light tan

    "To death" he said
    More yelled then said
    So off with my head
    And so now I'm dead.