Our first two guilds got messed up, (first one, old leader got banned. second one, the other leader and crew weren't mentoring the actions of everyone and some got banned) but third times a charm. this time things will be done a lot differently...(and i really mean it this time)

Hello and welcome to the new version of the yaoi & shota house. I am your captain, Meru Kaname. I'm going to keep this guild within the regulations of the TOS this time around so i expect all who join to uphold that same treatment (unless you seriously wanna get banned. I will not, at any time, be held responsible for you. You are NOT my child)

WARNING If you do not know what yaoi and/or shota is, I recommend you bone up on your japanese terms before joining for your own safety. If you know what it means, are offended by it, and try to report us when you join, I will remove you. No exceptions. If seeing two yaoi/shota couples doing "things" together going against all you believe in -holds up every religious book i can find- for the love of your god/goddess/almighty one and everything that that is written in those things, please don't join. That is all. -puts books back on shelves-

These are our new rules. please follow them or else i will be forced to use the ban hammer & remover 5000

1. don't ignore that warning up there & follow the TOS placed by gaia. (Posting, requesting, distributing or offering sexually explicit material anywhere on Gaia Online (including, but not limited to, private messages, the forums, profiles, guilds, Towns, Games, and Arenas) is not permitted. Sexually explicit material includes content such as explicit photographs, text, artwork, video or cybersex conversations) the other ones apply too but i'm quoting that one. this is suppose to be a pg-13 guild. not a nc-17 guild.

2. respect the higher ups (me, vice captains, & crews) and do not start fights. if you and someone are having a problem, please tell me so i can help settle it. i really want to make this place as friendly as possible

3. BE ACTIVE! ^0^ we love talking to you guys! come make friends here! (-pouts- seriously replying. don't join if you're not going to at least say hi and get to know us.)

4. try to put posts in the correct locations and try to avoid making repeated posts (exception introducing yourself)

5. i know you guys like to roleplay but don't god-mod another person (godmodding is a form of roleplay action that makes you control what the other person does against their will. i understand if it revolves around using psychic characters but in all fairness the other person can "avoid" those)

6. DO NOT SEND ANY DONATIONS TO THE GUILD DIRECTLY! we actually have a mule (named Phoenix Wundt) for this reason and i would enjoy it greatly if you send any gold for our contests and such there

7. this is not a spamming guild and i will absolutely not tolerate it. if i catch you spamming (liwpquibcipqucgw) i will automatically remove you without a reason. (Actually, I am going to allow at least 10 spamming posts, to let you guys have some freedom. After that is automatic removal.)

8. the number 8 is symmetric. take it up with death the kid if you disagree

9. if you know any of the old members, spread the word that the guild is back (this one will be changed)

failures to comply to these rules shall be punished with the hammer of ban or an absolute removal from the guild

btw, to see if you were really paying attention to anything i just said, in order to join put "i've read the rules" in your reply. blank responses will be greeted by the decline button. i also accept "I like yaoi" too.