1001 Things U DONT wanna hear over a Star Destroyer intercom

[-Tarl-Drazin-]

Rules are simple: You take turns putting down things that YOU wouldn't want to hear over a star destroyer intercom.


EXAMPLE: Would the owner of the Grey TIE Fighter please move your vehicle, you're parked in the way of the Emperor's shuttle.

Or even better: Due to a...shortage of Imperial officers on this ship, we'd like to introduce your new captian...JAR JAR BINKS! (sound of troopers all over the ship committing suicide)

Let your imaginations run wild guys, see if we can really get to 1001  

[ElladanKenet]

Intercom: Would the owner of the thread please put his topic where it belongs. Thank you.  

[-Tarl-Drazin-]

*Grumbles*

Ah well, here's another one for you lot.

"Welcome to the new FULLY AUTOMATED Star Destroyer bridge, the firing controls are automated, the steering is automated, this ship is now entirely automated. Do not be alarmed, there is nothing that can go wrong.....can go wrong.......can go wrong.....can go wrong......  

[ktownknight]

Atttention All troopers, due to a lack of weapons, you will all now be equipped with sticks. Please be ready to invade Kashyyk in 20 mins. Thank you very much.
eek  

[Missing00]

Trooper singing:Make your own kind of music, sing your own special song, make your own kind of music even if noone sings along!  

[DarkLordTantis]

Intercom: "Anyone want take out, the Emperor heard of a great place on Courascant, he is still a softee for Rebel food."

Trooper: "Sir."

Captain: "WHAT?"

Trooper: "Intercom, is on."

Captain: "Holy $^!%, why, the &^@# didnt anyone tell me th-" *Intercom turns off*  

[jedi_master_3]

Intercome: Please all Imoerial Trooper report for a urine test.
ninja  

[Sol Walker]

Intercom:"Good Morning, Dave."  

[elvisnake]

Palpatine: So... My young apprentice... Do you like gladiator movies?

Or...

Co-Pilot: What do you mean, we're gonna explode? When? Ten minutes? Dude, that kriffing sucks... Hey, is that Intercom light supposed to be on?

Or...

Anyone: Attention, ladies and Nerf-Herders, I regret to announce that we have just somehow pissed off Crix Madine. Please prepare for instant annihilation.  

[Darkened Angel]

Officer 1: Okay, all the guys that can man the helm controls are dead. We don't wanna cause a panic, so let's just keep it on auto pilot and hope nobody ever finds out.

Officer 2: Um... That might be a problem. Your hand is resting on the intercom button.

Officer 1: Oh sith!  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Palps (intercom): Ah, finally alone...Now I can perform my most devious of schemes..... *happy music comes on*....Kareoke!
Oh! Ohhhh yeeeh
I used to think maybe you loved me now baby I'm sure
And I just cant wait till the day when you knock on my door
Now everytime I go for the mailbox , gotta hold myself down
Cos I just wait till you write me your coming around

I'm walking on sunshine , wooah
I'm walking on sunshine, woooah
I'm walking on sunshine, woooah
and don't it feel good!!

Hey , alright now
and dont it feel good!!
hey yeh
*Vader comes in*
Vader: Hey, master, you know where the curling iron.... What are you doing?
Palps: Uh...My apprentice...it's time you learned a true Sith Lesson...The pinky swear.
Vader: Okay, but first, you should turn the intercom off.
Palps: What, aw, motherf-*click*  

[ElladanKenet]

Admiral Piett (Intercom): Hah, we're crushing them! Noone can take down the Executor!

Comm Officer: Indeed..... hey, sir. What's that?

Piett: What?

Officer: That. That spinning thingy.

Piett: What?... I don't see a spinning thingy...

A-Wing Pilot- GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Piett: *Sound of Urination in background* HOLY %$#!

Intercom: *Explosion*  

[ElladanKenet]

Admiral Ackbar- It's an attack!

Kids- Admiral Ackbar! Admiral Ackbar Cereal!

Ackbar- Nothing can repel taste of that magnitude!

Kids- Ooh! Fish flavored!

Ackbar- Concentrate all tastebuds on the nearest morsel.

Kids- Okay!

~  

[Missing00]

Officer: Attention all, *Fert* that is all.  

[Padme18]

Danger Will Robinson, Danger!