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[Scrapples]

Do it in my thread! Link is in the pic in my siggy!!

Speaking of Jedi, he quit gaia.

 

[Fanoto]

thefire158

I don't know, for some reason I just have the strongest urge to either blow something up, shoot something, stab something, set something on fire, or all of the above.

You should play Battlefield 1943  

[thefire158]

I got back from playing gears of war 2. If that won't satisfy me, nothing will gonk  

[Kit Joukai Heyaza]

Hey guys do you want to hear 2 short jokes and a long joke?  

[TimeTravellerDhaos]

-slaps hand away- Your feeble mind trick is useless against me, foolish human.


But seriously, this guild needs a few changes. Otherwise, it'll soon fall like the other guilds. And this one would prefer that it doesn't  

[Scrapples]

Yes! Jokes!

 

[Kit Joukai Heyaza]

Joke Joke

Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke  

[TimeTravellerDhaos]

-sigh- Very well human. Try to amuse me with your jokes.  

[Fanoto]

Two guys walk into a bar, you think the second one would have seen it.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. *ba-dum, tsch!*

Knock Knock

Who's th-

Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

No! Not the Banana!

Yes, the Bananananana!

Also, fire, it's pretty satisfying to ram a plane into a lighthouse and yet still survive.  

[thefire158]

Its also satisfying shoving a chainsaw bayonet through a man's back and watching all their blood and organs shower on to you.  

[TimeTravellerDhaos]

I second that.  

[Kit Joukai Heyaza]

Psh noob....Only noobs use the chainsaw.

the hammer burst is the greatest mid range weapon in the game. All i need to own is my super aweome long range sniping waepon.


The Boltox pistol. I got 45 kills in a 15 round match off that weapon it was the only thing i used........

LOL yeah i got game skills ^^  

[thefire158]

I use it when I'm playing non-skilled people. I can beat anybody in a chainsaw duel. No joke. I use the lancer because of the rate of fire and I find the hammer burst to not get the job done quick enough. The boltok pistol, yup, dems is good.  

[Kit Joukai Heyaza]

Either ay is a noob tool.

The hammer burst is soooo much better......Its got better rate of fire cuz it goes as fast as you tap it. Its more powerful and it only takes half a clip to kill someone. And besides....

If someone runs up on me with the chainsaw ill do what i always do. Boltox pistol to the chest. Melee roll to theleft and melee agin. Then when theyr on the floor i press y and do the boltox pistol execution since its the best. I call it the super pistol whip!


Either that or one shotgun blast. It kills people instantly when your close enough and someone has the chainsaw.  

[Scrapples]

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