Slap-a-Sith! (and others too)

[ElladanKenet]

*slaps Microsoft*

That's for not liking Japan, bitches!

*Slaps Sony*

That's for taking too long to do anything and then charging us everything we own for it.

*Slaps Nintendo*

That's for making Zant a p***y b***h.

*Slaps Apple*

And that's for being Microsoft's b***h.  

[Kit Tainess]

*Kicks PaulTheWolf5575 in the groin*

Because we want to, Little Nooblet!  

[JRay18]

*slaps Rex Grossman*

That's for giving away the SuperBowl.  

[Asha Greyjoy]

-slaps George R.R. Martin-

Stop going on book signing tours and get book 5 out, damn it! Or at least come sign near me.  

[ktownknight]

*slaps F**** apple executives*
For creating A***shole computers
*Slaps Math teacher*
For having to do this Sh**
*Big Bit** slap to the school adminstration*
For even having to be here
*Big mega PUNCH in the nose to KFC*
I hit kentucky Fu&&ing chicken!  

[ElladanKenet]

Leia- *knees Prince Xizor in the groin*

That's for staring at my 'gina, you filthy lizard.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

*slaps himself*
That's for not being here!

*slaps a b***h*
Where my money at?  

[ElladanKenet]

*Slaps Blizzard*

Release the new updates for Starcraft 2, damnit!  

[Jaden_Ordo]

*Slaps Jacen Solo*
*Slaps Cale* For no reason.
That's for imitating Exar Kun and looking cool about it!  

[Sol Walker]

*Slaps Jacen solo*

Like I need a reason.  

[Darkened Angel]

* slaps Jacen Solo *

Because I'm jumping on the bandwagon.  

[ElladanKenet]

*slaps Eaw*

That's for being too easy!

*slaps FoC*

That's for being not hard enough!  

[Sayla-girl]

*Slaps DA's rump*
Because she asked me to!
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[Jaden_Ordo]

Slaps Ben Skywalker: For not being like your granddaddySlaps Cale for being a b***h  

[ElladanKenet]

*Slaps Shmi Skywalker*

We could use a REAL Chosen One right about now.