1001 Things U DONT wanna hear over a Star Destroyer intercom

[Char-pun]

Intercom: This is Spartan 117, Were finishing this fight!
* Epic Starts to play *
Troopers: eek

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Intercom: Began for Ultra zord combination!  

[fireballdino]

*Hmmm, where did I leave that wampa?*  

[Kick-A Gallifrey]

This is not what you want to hear...  

[Magda Strongfang]

-After recieving a package from a "Mr. Roddenberry"-
Vader: WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS?~
Crew: They're everywhere, sir! We're being overrun by furry balls.
-static-

OR

Admiral: What does this button do? -click-
Computer: T-minus 10 minutes until self destruct.
Vader: Well, I'm getting the hell out of here. -static-  

[Cale Darksun]

Intercom: Admiral, you have a call from Lord Vader. He wants to discuss Staff Reductions.  

[Darkened Angel]

Intercom: Oh yeah. Right there. Oh, baby, yeah. I just hope the Admiral doesn't walk in on us in here and... Oh kriff, is that thing on?  

[Mando_Beskar_Love]

"My lightsabre brings all the Jedi to the yard..."  

[Recallshifter]

Six words:

The Barney "I love you" Song  

[Darkened Angel]

Intercom: Are you sure nobody knows we're defecting?  

[accio--loki]

-IN THE EMPEROR'S THRONE ROOM-

Luke: Your overconfidance is your weakness.

Palpatine: Your faith in your's.

Darth Vader's phone: Baby, Baby, baby, ooooh.

Luke: Oh. My. God.

Palpatine: AHAHAHA -accidentally falls into the reactor shaft-

Luke: What's that red button over there?

Darth Vader: Oh kriff it. Um, attention all personel. Please take your blasters, point them at you head and pull the trigger.

-blasterfire heard in background-  

[ElladanKenet]

By decree of his Imperial Majesty, all scheduled crew vacations are hereby suspended until all spies have been executed. That is all.  

[Darkened Angel]

Intercom: Attention passengers, we have decided to execute all non-Imperial personnel. Rebel tourists, we regret your tickets are no longer valid and we cannot give out any refunds. Please wait in your quarters for our friendly stormtrooper squad, and have a pleasant death.  

[ElladanKenet]

All refreshers are nonfunctional due to Rebel sabotage  

[Darkened Angel]

Intercom: Attention, passengers. If you look to our left, you'll see a recently conquered planet we're making into a resort for our paying customers such as yourself. If you look to our right, you'll see a Rebel Alliance squadron launching warheads right at us.  

[Nelowulf]

Attention, in accordance to the Emperor's newest decree and addiction to Team Fortress 2, we are now performing spychecks....