The AAY: Your bodyguard, hitman, employer, or target?

[conide]

My target  

[iDucki XD]

Ducki Is Talking..

My target xD

... Now You Talk (:

 

[conide]

My employer, who is trying to kill me ( talk about bad bosses sheesh)  

[Saint Gaxinua]

Bodyguard!  

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Target, that i am protecting ( this is getting weirder and weirder)

full story: I'm trying to protect the person I'm trying to kill, but my boss is trying to kill me when I'm trying to do the job she put me on!!

and it's only the beginning  

[Saint Gaxinua]

Well...here is a twist, you are also my Target! *insert dramatic music here*  

[Murasaki Tora]

Bodyguard! gonk Since the other guy is trying to attack me!!!  

[conide]

and you are my bodyguard

Full story: I'm trying to protect the man ( saint man)that i'm trying to kill while he is trying to kill me, while Murasaki is trying to protect me from my boss ( Ducki lady) who is also trying to kill me, while i'm also trying to kill Murasaki

Holy $#!%  

[Saint Gaxinua]

That makes you my employer =p  

[conide]

Servant

I'm upgrading my story to chronological order

Story: I'm trying to kill Murasaki, While being hunted by Ducki, who turned out to be my boss, while Saint Gaxima is trying to protect me, while i'm trying to kill Saint Gaxima, who turns out is secretly hunting me, while simultaneously being Murasaki's bodyguard, while Murasaki is my body guard, while it turns out Saint Gaxima is my client, who actually turns out to be my servant


I'm confused  

[Xxnemo_elmoxX]

conide

Servant

I'm upgrading my story to chronological order

Story: I'm trying to kill Murasaki, While being hunted by Ducki, who turned out to be my boss, while Saint Gaxima is trying to protect me, while i'm trying to kill Saint Gaxima, who turns out is secretly hunting me, while simultaneously being Murasaki's bodyguard, while Murasaki is my body guard, while it turns out Saint Gaxima is my client, who actually turns out to be my servant


I'm confused

O.O...
what?  

[Xxnemo_elmoxX]

hmm target! (conide)  

[conide]

Bodyguard


Story: I'm trying to kill Murasaki, While being hunted by Ducki, who turned out to be my boss, while Saint Gaxima is trying to protect me, while i'm trying to kill Saint Gaxima, who turns out is secretly hunting me, while simultaneously being Murasaki's bodyguard, while Murasaki is my body guard, while it turns out Saint Gaxima is my client, who actually turns out to be my servant and now Nemo_Elmo is trying to kill me as well, but it turns out she's the bodyguard I hired.  

[Murasaki Tora]

EMPLOYER!!! (You hired me to kill you???)  

[I Am Shadow Vampire]

target..