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[Gardeford Superior]

Someone in this guild should just randomly be given the deva path rinnegan abilities  

[Sojiro_ReducedEarth]

Okay, this is more of a joke, but anyway:

I went to a dinner party thingy to a friends house. And it was a huuuuge mansion. I wasn't expecting it. XD

Kinda creepy, but yeah.

So I go in with the other guests and we sit down to eat. I noticed that the plates were a little... dirty looking, so I scribbled my finger over it to see if it was part of the plate or if it was just my imagination. It looked to me like there was still leftover food on the plate!! Dx

So I kindly inquired if these dishes were clean. The owner, who was a southern woman answered in quite a jolly fashion: "Oh, o' course! Soap, n' Water get 'em REAL good."

I was skeptical, but continued on with the meal.

After the great time, I was the second-to-last person to leave, and as I departed, I heard this: "SOAP! WATER! GET ON IN 'ERE!"

Nothing clicked until I was sitting in my car with the most horrified expression on my face. The reality was, Soap and Water were her dogs.
She was letting her dogs clean the plates with their toungues!!! DXXXXX



And now to the sickened audience, this never happened. Its an old joke my mother told. XD  

[Sojiro_ReducedEarth]

*Tips his hat*

Ronnel, Fenrir. :3  

[Gardeford Superior]

Sojiro_ReducedEarth

Okay, this is more of a joke, but anyway:

I went to a dinner party thingy to a friends house. And it was a huuuuge mansion. I wasn't expecting it. XD

Kinda creepy, but yeah.

So I go in with the other guests and we sit down to eat. I noticed that the plates were a little... dirty looking, so I scribbled my finger over it to see if it was part of the plate or if it was just my imagination. It looked to me like there was still leftover food on the plate!! Dx

So I kindly inquired if these dishes were clean. The owner, who was a southern woman answered in quite a jolly fashion: "Oh, o' course! Soap, n' Water get 'em REAL good."

I was skeptical, but continued on with the meal.

After the great time, I was the second-to-last person to leave, and as I departed, I heard this: "SOAP! WATER! GET ON IN 'ERE!"

Nothing clicked until I was sitting in my car with the most horrified expression on my face. The reality was, Soap and Water were her dogs.
She was letting her dogs clean the plates with their toungues!!! DXXXXX



And now to the sickened audience, this never happened. Its an old joke my mother told. XD

HAHAHAHA!!!!  

[Gardeford Superior]

Good night everybody... And bb's last post was 10 days ago.  

[Fist of the Bro Star]

Claru: Hells no! That sounds like a recipe for god moding.

Sojiro: ....Eww. lol  

[Ronnel-again]

@Claru
Yeah, that was banned. Back when NUR started there was a Rinnegan, and it was a major god-mod toy.

@Sojiro
-is shocked-
Holy crap, you actually remember me??? And that is a slightly disgusting joke that I hate myself for laughing at.  

[Narkosa2512]

Nice one Sojiro.

Okay my turn. I was working in the store and it was late this lady to my left was like "sir," So I turned and started to walk to her I said "yes," coming closer to me she asked me "DO you work here," I was stun I was wearing a company hat and the uniform so I simply replied "No mam I don't I just got back from a Halloween party. She looked at me funny "But wasn't Halloween in October?" I looked at her with a stupid expression "And there is your sign Mam,"  

[Sojiro_ReducedEarth]

lol. I know, its awesome and sick! XD

Oh, the Rinnegan?! Don't even get me freakin' started! GAHAHAHA!

First of all, the whole aspect of the Rinnegan is being godlike in the first place. Thats why Pein called himself a god. Because he could never be caught off guard if all of his bodies were in battle. If there were six of me, no matter where they were, and able to feed each other information through their eyes... Oh damn. XD

It wouldn't be easy to beat, or even trap. Because we all know one of those bodies would have been all like: "Oh! I see through the plan, so now all of us do!" XD  

[Sojiro_ReducedEarth]

XD! Awesome Nark!

One more, and then I'm out for the night as well.

There was an old guy who worked at a dealership, (Kinda like the guy from the waterboy, the Assistant Coach who talked with a gruff), and this salesmen was born and raised in southern florida, always lived in the rural farms. Whenever he saw a couple coming in to sell their car, he asked the man: "Whatcher finger'n yer assferit?"

The man was shocked, asking: "What?!"

"Whatcher finger'n yer assferit?"

He wasn't asking: "Whats your finger in your a** for?"

He was asking: "What are you figuring your gonna ask for it?" (Referencing to the car)  

[Ronnel-again]

lol. Night Soj.  

[Narkosa2512]

okay one more for me and it is noght noght

two camles walk into a strip club one looks to the other and says "Hay that looks like my toe,"  

[Ronnel-again]

Ok, my contribution. Don't highlight this unless you're old enough to handle mature jokes.


So this guy and his wife are having sex when BAM, he dies of a heart attack. The grieving wife calls the mortician, who comes to pick up the body to get it ready for the funeral.
A day before the funeral, the mortician calls the wife with a problem. Her husband's erhem, rigor mortis, wouldn't go down, and he couldn't get the clothes on around it.
"Just snap it off and place it in his rectum." The wife instructs. The mortician is shocked, but agrees as it's the only way he can have the body ready for an open casket funeral.
So the day of the funeral comes around, and people are walking up to view their dead friend. Several comment that it almost looks like the guy is crying. The wife, who is standing next to the casket, assures them that it is just a trick of the light. When there's a lull, she leans down.
"Hurts, doesn't it?"

 

[Fist of the Bro Star]

HAHAHAHAA!!! rofl rofl rofl Awww, that's just messed up. lol  

[Ronnel-again]

Yes, yes it is. But is funny.