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iTeddy Inferni

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:34 pm
Mexican Jokes

What did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo?

Who ordered concrete?

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

One can raise a child.

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What do you call a Mexican with a new car?

A felon

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Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?

They don't work in the future either!

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Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?

50 Mexicans died

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Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?

Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport?

cross country

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Why cant mexicans play uno?

Because they always steal the green card

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2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?

A cop

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Why can't mexicans be firemen?

They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b

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Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?

They only had 2 vans.

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What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?

Baked beans

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When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits?

His Lawn Mower

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How do you stop a Mexican tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of crap...?

the bucket

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What do you call a mexican baptism?

Bean dip

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What do you call a mexican that can't do any thing?

A mexican't

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What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person?

Somebody too lazy to steal.

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What do you call a mexican that is barefoot and stepped in poop with his toe?

A PUTO  
PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:34 pm
iTeddy Byakuga
Even mint said i won

That was when you posted the asian ghost busters, now your posting lame obama stuff, which equals FAILURE!!!!

I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!  

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Katsuro Sony

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:36 pm
my comp, is down crying  
PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:37 pm
xXlildizzle1516Xx
iTeddy Byakuga
Even mint said i won

That was when you posted the asian ghost busters, now your posting lame obama stuff, which equals FAILURE!!!!

I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!



Yea but Obama is nothing but a piece of SHI-T and i hope he is ******** vetoed out of his position of president  

iTeddy Inferni

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:38 pm
Katsuro Hitokage
my comp, is down crying


Dang thats lame, got a PS3??? and....APPROVE MEH DESTRUCTO DISK!!!!!!!  
PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:39 pm
iTeddy Byakuga
xXlildizzle1516Xx
iTeddy Byakuga
Even mint said i won

That was when you posted the asian ghost busters, now your posting lame obama stuff, which equals FAILURE!!!!

I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!



Yea but Obama is nothing but a piece of SHI-T and i hope he is ******** vetoed out of his position of president


1 word 5 letters....O B A M A  

xX_Dizzle_Da_Wise_Xx


little mintchan

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:40 pm
Katsuro Hitokage
my comp, is down crying


-gives fancy chocolate- awww how is it down?  
PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:40 pm
xXlildizzle1516Xx
Katsuro Hitokage
my comp, is down crying


Dang thats lame, got a PS3??? and....APPROVE MEH DESTRUCTO DISK!!!!!!!
thts wat im usin, yeppers  

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:40 pm
teddy: You go to hell. You go to hell and you die!

In all fairness, after reviewing the pics laid out on the previous page, I deem dizzle as the winner. The failure pics were funnier.  
PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:41 pm
Fenrir Graveheart
teddy: You go to hell. You go to hell and you die!

In all fairness, after reviewing the pics laid out on the previous page, I deem dizzle as the winner. The failure pics were funnier.

IN YO FACE TEDDY!!!!

@Kats: Whats your username??  

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:43 pm
xXlildizzle1516Xx
iTeddy Byakuga
xXlildizzle1516Xx
iTeddy Byakuga
Even mint said i won

That was when you posted the asian ghost busters, now your posting lame obama stuff, which equals FAILURE!!!!

I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!



Yea but Obama is nothing but a piece of SHI-T and i hope he is ******** vetoed out of his position of president


1 word 5 letters....O B A M A


lol I like obama and will continue to until gas prices sky rocket...  
PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:44 pm
Fenrir Graveheart
teddy: You go to hell. You go to hell and you die!

In all fairness, after reviewing the pics laid out on the previous page, I deem dizzle as the winner. The failure pics were funnier.


Mmmm... Yea but Obama ******** this nation over and I am glad in 2 more years he is out of president and the only reason he won was because he is black  

iTeddy Inferni

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:45 pm
tc_pistols
xXlildizzle1516Xx
iTeddy Byakuga
xXlildizzle1516Xx
iTeddy Byakuga
Even mint said i won

That was when you posted the asian ghost busters, now your posting lame obama stuff, which equals FAILURE!!!!

I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!



Yea but Obama is nothing but a piece of SHI-T and i hope he is ******** vetoed out of his position of president


1 word 5 letters....O B A M A


lol I like obama and will continue to until gas prices sky rocket...


*Hi fives* my N-word XD  
PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:46 pm
Fenrir Graveheart
teddy: You go to hell. You go to hell and you die!

In all fairness, after reviewing the pics laid out on the previous page, I deem dizzle as the winner. The failure pics were funnier.


Fenrir... whats happening in the chatroom today?  

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:46 pm
what's the difference between a mexican and a table?

one can support a family  
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