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 Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:02 pm
ASIAN JOKES
A Filipino and a seagull fighting over a fish!
What is a Filipino's idea of devastation?
It's where you catch de bus.
How does a Filipino use "devastation" in a sentence?
Hoy auntie, don't you have to go buy your ticket at "DEVASTATION"? (get it the bus station???)
What's the difference between select and choose ??
Select is when you pick out something...choose is what Filipinos wear on their feet !!!
What do you call a Filipino walking a dog?
A vegetarian.
What do you get when you cross a Filipino & Hawaiian?
Somebody who loves to clean yard but no more land.
There are three Santas on the Roof. Which one is the Filipino one?
The one in the bunny suit.
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:03 pm
putangina... Pinoy agad ah... hehe ^_^ teddy... your Fil right?
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:04 pm
what do you call whtie people running down a hill?
O_O F8ck another avalanche!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:06 pm
Bloodfang23 putangina... Pinoy agad ah... hehe ^_^ teddy... your Fil right? Yes Sie, Half breed XD but i speak full Tagalog and Spanish and German and Italian
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:06 pm
Bloodfang23 good thing there aer no asian jokes... ^_^ How do Chinese parents decide on a name for their newborn? Throw a quarter in the garbage disposal. Ching Chong Chin Chang
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:07 pm
iTeddy Byakuga Fenrir Graveheart teddy: You go to hell. You go to hell and you die! In all fairness, after reviewing the pics laid out on the previous page, I deem dizzle as the winner. The failure pics were funnier. Mmmm... Yea but Obama ******** this nation over and I am glad in 2 more years he is out of president and the only reason he won was because he is black Once again this confirms my giant statement on why america is stupid. Let as add a few more things shall we scream The american people speak of democracy and freedom of press but now lets look at it clearly? Is this Obama's fault or the public's fault or the fault of the press? Obama himself created this image of him which I can tell from you people he is not living up to but he only said he was the change right? Let us see. Former President Bush started your economical problem and just simply passed it onto Obama I am sure you ALL are still quite pissed at bush for waging an undesirable war which led to your military eating up gasoline thus worsening your economy and also the whole worlds. (M1A1 abrams runs on jet fuel and you used thousands of them in iraq) Now the media also BLOATED Obama's image putting him on the cover of time, the first black president and what not but so far he did nothing wrong. So Philippines and America are very much the same. We get blinded by the media, vote for this president cause the media made him/her look great and then we think they will fix everything. Heh good thing I'm a commie.
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:07 pm
xXlildizzle1516Xx O.o 
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
What do you call a white cop?
Police brutality.
What does a white man do at the club?
Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine
white bitches.
Why do white people like to play hockey?
It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch p***k, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. “What’s wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”
The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch p***k, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Turner Brown!…Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn Around!!”
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:08 pm
iTeddy Byakuga Bloodfang23 putangina... Pinoy agad ah... hehe ^_^ teddy... your Fil right? Yes Sie, Half breed XD but i speak full Tagalog and Spanish and German and Italian sweet... ^_^ and on an unrelated note ......... HAIL HITLA!!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:09 pm
Once, there was 3 chinese people who wanted to go to America.
Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound
awfully weird, Bu said, "I'll change me name to Buck, adding ck
to the end." Chu then said, "then I'll become Chuck." After a
long pause, Fu said, "I guess I'll go back to China."
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:09 pm
havockboy iTeddy Byakuga Fenrir Graveheart teddy: You go to hell. You go to hell and you die! In all fairness, after reviewing the pics laid out on the previous page, I deem dizzle as the winner. The failure pics were funnier. Mmmm... Yea but Obama ******** this nation over and I am glad in 2 more years he is out of president and the only reason he won was because he is black Once again this confirms my giant statement on why america is stupid. Let as add a few more things shall we scream The american people speak of democracy and freedom of press but now lets look at it clearly? Is this Obama's fault or the public's fault or the fault of the press? Obama himself created this image of him which I can tell from you people he is not living up to but he only said he was the change right? Let us see. Former President Bush started your economical problem and just simply passed it onto Obama I am sure you ALL are still quite pissed at bush for waging an undesirable war which led to your military eating up gasoline thus worsening your economy and also the whole worlds. (M1A1 abrams runs on jet fuel and you used thousands of them in iraq) Now the media also BLOATED Obama's image putting him on the cover of time, the first black president and what not but so far he did nothing wrong. So Philippines and America are very much the same. We get blinded by the media, vote for this president cause the media made him/her look great and then we think they will fix everything. Heh good thing I'm a commie. PI sorta ay ang parehong, pag-ibig nila ang pagkanta at tons ng gays sorta reminds ng San Fransisco
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:09 pm
one more racist comment and I get my algebra book of banning!
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:11 pm
Okay Okay Havock kaya abusado
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:12 pm
tc_pistols xXlildizzle1516Xx O.o
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
What do you call a white cop?
Police brutality.
What does a white man do at the club?
Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine
white bitches.
Why do white people like to play hockey?
It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch p***k, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. “What’s wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”
The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch p***k, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Turner Brown!…Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn Around!!”HA!
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:12 pm
burning_eyes
hey havock is the person perky something in graveyard match the one that got hacked or someone else?
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:12 pm
ALLLGEEBBBRRRAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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