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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:09 pm
guy: Wow you live in Hawaii! I hear you guys surf to school every day. Is that true
me: No we canoe to school. You know how you mainlanders catch a bus? Yeah we catch a canoe. We canoe all the way to Kauai to get to school.
guy: Are you for reals? That's awesome! I wish we could canoe to school.
me: no you bagnut it would take hours to canoe to Kauai from Maui and the same time to get back! We'd only go to school for 15 minutes if that was the case. And BTW longboard surfing was only recently revived by Duke Kahanomoku.
guy: Who?
me: ...*leaves chat*  
PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:18 pm
girl: Are you really from Maui?
me: yeah why?
girl: I'm from Oahu
me: really? What district?
girl: What?
me: yeah what district?
girl: Oahu
me: Yeah I know you live on Oahu but what district?
girl: brb
(long pause)
girl: I live in Hawaii Oahu district in Maui
me: What? Oahu and Maui are 2 different islands!
girl: No they aren't!
me: umm yes they are.
girl: brb
(another long pause)
girl: I live in Kahalulu
me: What?
girl: Yeah Kahalulu or Kaluhalu
me: You mean Kahulu?
girl: yeah on Maui.
me: What? No I think you mean Kahului then.
girl: No Kahulu.
me: So you live on Oahu then?
girl: yeah. I don't know that many people from maui except some ohana there
me: So what do you do in your free time?
girl: I usually surf.
me: where?
girl: on the beach.
me: which beach?
girl: what?
me: there's more than one beach on Oahu you know.
girl: brb
(she never comes back)  


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:24 am
Ugh... I hate people who pretend to be from here. Especially when they do such a bad job of it. *shakes head*  
PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:18 am
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Ugh... I hate people who pretend to be from here. Especially when they do such a bad job of it. *shakes head*

I don't know I find it pretty amusing to see them running to an encyclopedia or something to find out about the islands whenever I ask them something like "What district do you live in?" or "You ever been to ala moana?" I bet most of them don't even know where ala moana is. I'm still impressed that ala moana used to be the biggest mall in the world though. And when Maui was rated the best island in the world.  


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:37 pm
This happen a while ago but i still remeber it cuz it was just to stupid to forget

Person: I live in New york. U from?
Me: Im from Hawaii.
Person: O ur so lucky that u dont have school there.
Me: What? We have school here?
Person: Really? I thought u guys Surf and dance hula all day.
Me: I assure u that we have school here othere wise how the hell do u think i learned to work a computer?
Person: *leaves chat*

Boy i neva thought id meet the day that somone ask me if i surfedand dance hula all day stare  
PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:44 pm
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Ugh... I hate people who pretend to be from here. Especially when they do such a bad job of it. *shakes head*

I don't know I find it pretty amusing to see them running to an encyclopedia or something to find out about the islands whenever I ask them something like "What district do you live in?" or "You ever been to ala moana?" I bet most of them don't even know where ala moana is. I'm still impressed that ala moana used to be the biggest mall in the world though. And when Maui was rated the best island in the world.
Ala Moana also had the first escalator in the United States, if I remember correctly 3nodding  

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:45 pm
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Boy i neva thought id meet the day that somone ask me if i surfedand dance hula all day stare


It's the internet, it makes the whole world smaller. You're bound to run into some ignorant people once in a while.... as sad as that is.  
PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:55 pm
This happen to a friend who moved away for awhile and came back. she told me some questions they asked her

Person:So do u guys live in grass shacks?
Friend: surprised No we live in houses like over here?


Person: Did u have school over there?
Friend: Of corse duh?
Person: Did u they teach u how to suref and hunt for food at the school?
Friend: No they did not and its the same here mad


Person: Do u know how to read and write?
Friend: Yes how else would i know how to speask english evil

She got irrtated by many othere Questions also she wanted to choke most of those people  

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:04 pm
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This happen to a friend who moved away for awhile and came back. she told me some questions they asked her

Person:So do u guys live in grass shacks?
Friend: surprised No we live in houses like over here?


Person: Did u have school over there?
Friend: Of corse duh?
Person: Did u they teach u how to suref and hunt for food at the school?
Friend: No they did not and its the same here mad


Person: Do u know how to read and write?
Friend: Yes how else would i know how to speask english evil

She got irrtated by many othere Questions also she wanted to choke most of those people

Did she happen to mention that Lahainaluna (WOOT MAUI) is the oldest school west of the Mississippi? OH! Haoles got pwned!  
PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:41 pm
Guy: Hey, How is it?
Me: How is what?
Guy: Isn't that what you guys say in hawaii?
Me: You mean Hows it?
Guy: uhm, yeah, tat thing.
Me: tat?
Guy: you know, tat, as in that.
Me: Are you trying to speak pidgin to me?
guy: uhm... yes?
Me: Eh, you bettah watch it before da kine come after you in your sleep.
Guy: O.o s**t, sorry about that, I thought you guy only spoke in pidgin!
Me: -.- Baka, go find another place to chat, or ask questions that you really mean to ask, AND try not to type like that, unless you really know how.
Guy: I'm sorry about that. *leaves*

>.< I hate it when mainlanders try to speak pidgin...  

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:51 pm
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Guy: Hey, How is it?
Me: How is what?
Guy: Isn't that what you guys say in hawaii?
Me: You mean Hows it?
Guy: uhm, yeah, tat thing.
Me: tat?
Guy: you know, tat, as in that.
Me: Are you trying to speak pidgin to me?
guy: uhm... yes?
Me: Eh, you bettah watch it before da kine come after you in your sleep.
Guy: O.o s**t, sorry about that, I thought you guy only spoke in pidgin!
Me: -.- Baka, go find another place to chat, or ask questions that you really mean to ask, AND try not to type like that, unless you really know how.
Guy: I'm sorry about that. *leaves*

>.< I hate it when mainlanders try to speak pidgin...


LOL he doesn't even know how to spell in pidgin? That's really sad. Honestly I don't type/write in pidgin I only speak it. No more any reason for go type like dis cause you know da kine no need cause no one can understand and you only sadapose for speak da tongue not type da damn ting out dummy.  
PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:02 pm
i was asked once if i saw that mermaid in the oceans of hawaii.

i was like. u mainlanders heard we have mermaids???? (apperantly they did)

me: ohh im gonna go mainland
mainlander: oo. sounds cool. wheres the mainland?
me: the 48 states....
mainlander: o?



ohh and.
Me: yea. i was walking my dog and my slipper got caught
friend (mainlander): wait! why were u wearing slippers?? thats what you wear to bed.
me: sry FLIP-FLOPs!


GASHHH. there slippers not flipflops  

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:59 am
rofl Are you guys serious? People think those things about Hawaii? Even though I have never been there, I still NEVER thought about Hawaii as grass skirts, huts, hula, and leis.  
PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 3:28 pm
Aah, I think it's always funnier when you play along with their questions...just to know how ignorant they really are. xD

But when it does get to unbearable just dig out. =P
 

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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 3:05 am
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i was asked once if i saw that mermaid in the oceans of hawaii.

i was like. u mainlanders heard we have mermaids???? (apperantly they did)

me: ohh im gonna go mainland
mainlander: oo. sounds cool. wheres the mainland?
me: the 48 states....
mainlander: o?



ohh and.
Me: yea. i was walking my dog and my slipper got caught
friend (mainlander): wait! why were u wearing slippers?? thats what you wear to bed.
me: sry FLIP-FLOPs!


GASHHH. there slippers not flipflops


BWAHAHAHA! god thats hilarious. i cant believe ppl on the mainland actually think dat  
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