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Davey Word Hunter Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:10 pm
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After looking thoughtful for a moment, Mrs. Meckle replied, "A pie eating contest is a great idea! It's just the kind of thing that my husband will jump in the middle of, figuratively speaking. When I put together an official list, I'll put that at the top. Now what was it that I was going to ask? Oh, that's right. When you get back to your desk, will you kindly tell Isaac that my unofficial in-house poll is showing a lot of positive support for the new poster?" The way that Mrs. Meckle had said that last part, though, implied that she held a different opinion of the poster, or of the buxom model in the poster, to be more specific.
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:46 pm
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Davey Word Hunter Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:59 pm
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"Thank you, Miss Lewis," Isaac repeated once again. He wasn't the least bit surprised to hear about Mrs. Meckle's unofficial in-house poll, since she was always doing that, and he didn't need to be told that the poster wasn't universally accepted with the same level of approval. While someone might think that his promotion of the poster was at odds with the professional manner that he used with his co-workers who happened to be female, Isaac could always point out that the poster in question and others like it were targeted towards the company's anticipated customers and do not necessarily represent Isaac's personal opinion. (Except that they did.) Having taken care of the paperwork for the moment, he called up an online calendar on his computer to see if there were any kind of a holiday coming up that could justify a sale.
Isaac's next visitor was Honey Dimmit, the buxom brunette in the new poster that was creating such a big sensation, both positive and negative. (Honey's parents had thought she was going to be a blonde, but she fooled them!) At the moment she was wearing a stylish and somewhat immodest blouse, a knee-length skirt that clung to her curves like the lines painted on the track at the town's Gran Prix-style auto racetrack, and a matching pair of stiletto heels. (The skirt was also slit up the left side to her hip.) Furthermore, she moved with the kind of poise and grace that virtually screamed 'I am a supermodel!' When Honey got to Miss Lewis' desk, she gave Miss Lewis a cheerful wave as she said, "Hi Natasha! Is Mr. Krellman in?" Honey used first names whenever she could get away with it.
((OOC: Can you see the subtle joke in Honey's last name?))
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Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:53 pm
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Davey Word Hunter Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:22 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:40 pm
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Davey Word Hunter Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:08 pm
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Honey quickly went into the office, and she cheerfully said to Isaac, "Hello, Mr. Krellman! I heard that my new poster is out now, and I was hoping that I could have a look at it." Not 'the new poster' or 'the company's new poster', but 'her poster'. By then she had spotted the poster tube on Isaac's desk and was looking at it expectantly. "Of course!" Isaac replied matter-of-factly. Once he had taken the poster from the tube, he held it up for Honey to see and asked, "What do you think?" "I love it!" Honey declared emphatically, "The pose, and the tools, and everything's just... perfect!" Isaac nodded in agreement and replied in a condescending tone, "Naturally enough, the one thing that really makes the poster is you! Now I have a surprise for you." Isaac then took the box of posters from behind his desk and gave them to Honey while saying, "These are for you to autograph and give to whomever you wish." "Thank you!" Honey gushed in delight as she took the box, "You're the nicest boss ever! I should give the first one to you!" Isaac shook his head and as he gestured towards the poster that he had shown her, he stated, "No need to do that. I'm going to hang that poster up with the rest." As could be expected, there was a section of his office wall that was reserved for displaying posters, fliers, and other ads that his department had made for the company. "At least let me autograph it," Honey insisted, "Do you have a pen?"
Isaac gave her a Sharpie from his desk, and she scrawled 'Huggles and Kissies! Honey Dimmit'. on the poster, with tiny hearts in the place of the dots over the 'I's'. One reason why she liked Isaac so much was because he had yet to call her 'Honey Dimwit', like all of the haters were likely to do. Once she had picked up the box again, Isaac started to walk her to the door, but before she left, Honey said, "I was just thinking about something for my next poster. Why don't I do some poses of me actually using the tools? I mean, most people think that us supermodels are just a bunch of vapid airheads, and when the customers see me using the tools, they'll say, 'Hey! If she can use those tools, then I can!' You see where I'm going with this?" Nodding again, Isaac replied, "Yes, I do, and I think that it is a good idea, although I am the last very last person who will call you a vapid airhead." That is to say he would be the last person to call Honey that to her face. After a moment of thought, he continued, "Tell you what. Come back tomorrow morning with a list of tools that you'd like to pose with, and I'll set up a photo shoot for you." "Will do!" she replied enthusiastically, and after another pause, she asked, "What do you think I should wear for the photo shoot?" The answer to that will depend a lot on the kind of tools that she was posing with, but instead of saying that, Isaac suggested, "Surprise me." He then let her out of his office, and she cheerfully went on her way, with her hips swaying as if they weren't attached to her body very tightly. If Isaac had been out of the office, his eyes would have been glued to her swinging backside for as long as she was in sight, but he didn't want to be seen ogling Honey in that way while he was at work. Isaac closed his office door and went about the task of hanging the new poster. Unfortunately he couldn't find a single stick pin in his desk drawer. He pushed the intercom button and asked, "Miss Lewis, would you happen to have a couple stick pins in your desk? I don't seem to have any in my desk."
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:29 pm
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Davey Word Hunter Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:19 pm
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"No, that's all, Miss Lewis. Thanks again," Isaac replied. Now that he had the stick pins that he needed, he used them to stick the poster to an appropriate place on his wall, right next to a recent magazine ad that featured Honey as well. He then paused to take a good look at it. At the same time, he wondered if he could sell his father on the idea of having a calendar published. Most likely his father would be in favor of the idea. Isaac then returned to his desk. While he had decided to leave early, he still had to wait a while until he could feel justified in leaving. Once Isaac was at his desk, he chose to kill time with one of the most common forms known to the modern world. He would play 'Solitaire' on his computer. The particular program that he preferred had a feature that allowed him to download and install a variety of decks, including one of his favorite decks, specifically a collection of 52 different quad-B's. (Which stands for Beautiful Beach Babe in a Bikini.) There was also the all-important 'Boss Button', which allowed him to temporarily close the game with the touch of a button, just in case he needed to do that.
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:57 pm
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Davey Word Hunter Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:13 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:56 pm
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Davey Word Hunter Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:45 pm
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Davey Word Hunter Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:30 pm
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It seemed to Isaac that the speed dating event was a well-organized event. He had been given a list of the names of his upcoming dates, although he had yet to read through the whole thing. Of course the purpose of the list was to tell him which table he was to move to during the intervals between dates. One of the things that had been emphasized was that contact information wasn't to be exchanged during the dates. If Isaac felt that he wanted to contact one or more of the women that he would meet that night, he was to ask for the contact information from the organizers of the event, and if the feeling was mutual, he would receive the requested information while the woman received his information. In this way, Isaac and the women that he met would not feel any pressure to make a decision on the spot.
Isaac's first date was with a woman named Marta who appeared to be in her early 30's. The moment that the date officially began, Marta proceeded to give Isaac an extensive list about the exact qualities that she expected to find in her future husband. Isaac was soon thinking that if Marta allowed very little to no leeway in her expectations, then it probably wasn't much of a surprise that she was still looking for Mr. Right. Or perhaps Mr. Perfect was the more accurate description. Once she had finished with her list, Marta indicated that if Isaac was interested in establishing a relationship with her, he was to first register at an online dating website, at which point he would be required to fill out a compatibility questionnaire. In truth, she sounded like she was advertising the website. As soon as the five-minute time limit expired, Isaac thanked Marta for her time and quickly moved on.
His next date, a mid-20's woman named Carol, was a single mother with a three-year-old daughter and an infant son, both of whom were with her at the moment. It seemed that Carol had been pressured into attending the event, and then her babysitter had cancelled at the last second, forcing her to bring her children to the event. Apparently the organizers had not provided for such an occurrence. The daughter was wearing a play dress, glasses, and pig tails, while the son was dressed in a baby jumpsuit. Carol was nice enough and pretty enough, but Isaac was certain that he wasn't interested in an instant family, so to speak. Complicating the matter was the fact that halfway through the date the boy started to fuss and wouldn't settle down. As for the daughter, she was silent the entire time and stared at Isaac like he was an alien from Pluto. Carol was very apologetic when the date came to an end, but Isaac assured her that he understood completely.
Isaac's next date, a brunette named Suzie who seemed to have just celebrated her eighteenth birthday, appeared to hold a lot of promise. Just as the date officially began, Suzie's cell phone, which was sitting on the table in front of her, gave out a chime and Suzie announced, "Sorry, but I need to take that." Suzie looked at the text that she had just received, giggled, and then promptly sent a text in reply. Isaac waited patiently until she had set the phone down again, but just as he began to tell her a little about himself, the phone chimed again, and once again Suzie 'had to' take the message. The entire date went that way. While Suzie was replying to another text, Isaac glanced in Carol's direction and saw that she seemed to be having a pleasant conversation with her current date. Perhaps Carol will be fortunate enough to meet someone who is interested in establishing a relationship with her, kids and all. When the time came for Isaac to move on again, Suzie cheerfully suggested, "If you want to hook up with me, just text me!" Isaac nodded in response to that before leaving. He was certain that Suzie wasn't supposed to make such a suggestion, but chose to not point that out.
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