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Sayla-girl

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:15 pm
"Attention crew. We have just recieved word that the Chupaqueso machine is broken."  
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:35 am
*Intercom turns on* Howsa yousa drive this thinga?  

Jaden_Ordo


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:36 pm
"Gungan Season Is Officially Closed"  
PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:01 pm
"Today we are holding student driving tests for new pilots for the Star destroyer in the belts of Geonosis, so don't panic."  

Nelowulf
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ElladanKenet
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:08 pm
Force Ghost: ...And MacVader cannot die by any of woman born.

Vader: Heck ya! Immortal baby!

Force Ghost: And you have no fear until Hoth Asteroids march to Bast Castle!

Vader: Heck ya! Yeah! YEAH!

Piett: Er... sir?

Vader: Huh? What is it now?!

Piett: Sir, the Millenium Falcon has entered an asteroid field, and we can't-

Vader: Asteroid fields do not consern me Admiral...

Piett: But so, they're moving!  
PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:02 pm
"Anyone ever Fly one of these things before?"  

Sayla-girl

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Sol Walker
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:02 pm
"Did everyone sign Sherry's Birthday card?"  
PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:27 pm
"Just as a notice, the men's restrooms on the following floors are closed for cleaning and repairs: Floors 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10, 11, 12, 17, 25, 26, 28, 35, 38, 40, 42, 47, 49, 58, 56, 61, 62, 63, 64, 75, 81, 85, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, and floor 99. Thank you."  

Missing00

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ElladanKenet
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:42 am
Vader: Where is my latte'?!  
PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:35 pm
Officer: Attention all personal. We have recently installed a radio into the system, so you can all enjoy listening to music during lengthy hyperspace jumps. Unfortunately, it's broken currently so please enjoy this 3-day marathon of Mambo #5.  

Darkened Angel
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ElladanKenet
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:48 pm
Announcer: Lord Vader, please report to the Command Deck. Your lattee' has been found all over the life support controls.  
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:29 pm
STAMPEDE!

(In those tight halls an already bad situation would be so much worse.)  

Johnny Malone
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:32 am
Palpy: Princess Leia! I've missed you so much! Its been torture!
Leia: Oh! Your Highness! I have dreamed of you ever since we first met.
Palpy: Come to me, my love! I need you!
Leia: *runs to Palpy* Hold me!
*doors slide open*
Vader: Leia! What have I told you about getting involved with the Emperor?!
Leia: But Daddy! I love him! We were meant for eachother!
Vader: Just wait til your mother hears about this!
Leia: But-
Vader: No!! You are GROUNDED young lady!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!
*Leia pouts then leaves*
Palpy: (sarcastically) Way to go, Darth.
Vader: What?
Palpy: I was gonna propose to her tonight after dinner!!!!(long pause)*taps intercom mic*Is this thing on . . . ?
Vader: (sarcastically) Way to go, Master!
Palpy: OH, SHUT- UP!!!!!!
*static*  
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:42 am
"All Personel are invited to Sherry's birthday party on C-deck. Stormtroopers are expected to stay at their stations, however, in light of their conduct at the LAST Birthday party."  

Sol Walker
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:13 pm
Intercom: Wow, maaaaaaan. This is far out. *hits bong*  
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