[RP] The Inn of Peace - IoP (Open to all)

[Astra_Senpai]

"Why? I's jus' a little flo'er," Honey protested- crawling farther out. She recognized the urgency in Charlotte's tone, but it only made her more curious. Honey wanted nothing more than to scoop up the plant and bring it down to show off. "Wha's a Senpai?"

"W-w-well t-t-to b-be m-more acc-cc-ccur-r-rat-t-te i-it w-w-was F-F-F-F-Frank-k-kens-st-stein's m-m-mons-st-ster. A m-m-man m-made of b-b-bod-dies s-sewn t-t-tog-geth-ther and b-b-r-brougt t-to l-l-life t-t-thr-rough s-s-cience and l-l-lightn-ning."

(( Aye, Madame. Enjoy~  

[Gren_Eckener]

"It's not just a flower if it's moving, Senpai's a person who tends to those things, and it might well turn you into a hermit crab or something horrible, so come. down." she insisted, sweet tone turning vinegar.

"A flesh golem?"

(And now to attend a wake. Seeya...)  

[Astra_Senpai]

Honey sighed softly, "Don' get ya' knic'ers in a twis'. I'm comin' dow'." Honey would expertly find a way to squirrel to the floor and settle in the chair with her guitar, "S'not li'e I was gonna' tou'h it."

Kiran's ears twitched, he glanced at Honey. Lie Then back to Malachai, "I s-s-sup-p-pose th-that w-w-would b-b-be the s-same th-thing?" He looked to Charlotte.  

[Gren_Eckener]

"Really? I woulda." she said, surprised. "But it's not wise, around here..."

"Oh. Then, yes, those can be made...really, I think that whatever you're wondering, if it exists? It probably does...what you'd be better concerned about is false rumors about what's out there. Like faeries granting wishes. They're more likely to bite you and fly off." explained the demon. "Not out of spite, though. Just...because."  

[Astra_Senpai]

Honey pouted, "Okay ma'be I woulda' bu' still... woul' bein' a 'ermit cra' be so bad? I always li'e their shells."
Kiran's ears twitched, he smiled- satisfied for now, "Y-y-y-you are a w-w-w-well of kn-kn-knowl-l-ledg-g-ge, M-M-Malac-c-ch...M-Mal. Th-than...k y-y-you."
Honey perked up, "Wha' 'bout drag'ns? Nessie? Bi'foo'? Wha' tha' thin' up in the raf'ers? Or 'ow abou' cerberus o' Zues o' Loki o' say 'Ercules?" As she spoke, she slowly slid off the side of her chair onto her hands, into a handstand.
Kiran blinked, perhaps giving the young woman a sugared drink was a poor idea.  

[Gren_Eckener]

"...Would you like to try?" she offered.

Malachai smiled happily, tail crooking at the praise, then blinking at Honey. "Yes. Loki's a nice man, Cerberus is a big sweetie..."  

[Astra_Senpai]

Honey walked away from the chair, putting one foot on the ground and then the other- slowly standing, stretching and dropping to a full split. Honey smiled sticking out her tongue, "...Only if ya can turn me back."
Kiran polished off his cocoa, "Ah- M-Mal, y-y-you h-h-have g-g-g-given m-me s-s-so m-m-uch t-t-to w-work w-with. B-But d-d-did y-y-you s-say L-L-L-ok-ki is a r-real p-p-pers-son and n-n-nice?"  

[Gren_Eckener]

"Who do you think I am?" she smirked. "Of course I can. Right now?"

Malachai nodded. "Of course. He came around a month or two ago with Lord Set."  

[Astra_Senpai]

Honey crossed her legs, a fist in the air and her smile broad, "Le's do it!"
Kiran's ears curved up in delight, his hands lacing together and his interest fell to if Charlotte would really turn the excitable little woman into a hermit crab. "I c-c-could n-n-not im-m-mag-gine m-m-meet-ting l-l-leg-g-gends l-l-ike t-th-that."  

[Gren_Eckener]

"Okay." smiled Charlotte, snapping her fingers. Suddenly, Honey would find herself in the body of a hermit crab. This would have been startling if it didn't seem like she always had been, since she could remember. She truly was a hermit crab.

"Gosh, how d'you think I felt? Lord Set, letting me get away with not bathing his feet when he came in, even saying I didn't have to greet him properly...oh." he said, watching the transformation. "Well, that's that."  

[Astra_Senpai]

Kiran blinked, "P-p-p-perh-haps a v-v-vac-cat-tion d-d-does-sn't r-r-req-q-quir-re f-f-form-malit-ty?"
Honey would begin to scuttle around in delight. Wielding her tiny claws as ferociously as a tiny creature could and busting a move in the direction of Kiran. Kiran paled and lifted his feet off the floor.  

[Gren_Eckener]

"For a god?" asked Malachai, incredulous.

Charlotte watched, slowly smiling before drawing a plastic butter knife from her pocket. "CRAB BATTLE!" she declared, bopping a wee claw with the blunt edge.

Malachai laughed brightly, wings perked in delight. "Lookit the crab!"  

[Astra_Senpai]

Honey issued a sound and snapped her tiny claws at the butter knife. That horrible plastic thing was GOING DOWN! This was Honey's shell and no one was going to take it! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Kiran looked between the little crab and Malachai, "E-e-e-v-v-v-ven g-g-g-g-g-ods n-n-eed v-v-vac-c-cat-tions. I d-d-don't c-c-care t-t-to b-be p-p-pamp-pered or w-w-wait-ted on... ev-v-ven w-wh-when I d-d-did h-hav-ve the l-l-lifest-style to ac-c-c-com-mid-date it...c-c-cent-tur-r-ries of b-b-being f-f-f-awned ov-v-ver m-m-must b-b-be t-t-t-tax-x-xing."  

[Gren_Eckener]

She gently biffed another claw, tittering.

Mal hummed, nodding. "But he said it'd be nice to have happen again...I think that they haven't been pampered enough lately."  

[Astra_Senpai]

Honey would latch on if she could and PPPPIIIIIINNNNNNNCCCHHHHHHH before releasing and scuttling under Kiran's chair. The plastic monster could not find her here! She scuttled just out from under the edge and issued a tiny hiss challenge. HAHAHA! Can't get me here!

Kiran just smiled, he had no idea how to answer that as one, he wasn't a god and two, he certainly had no idea exactly how much pampering they would need in any amount of time to be happy. Instead her tucked his feet in the chair, "...d-d-does it h-hurt t-t-to b-be p-p-pinched b-by th-those?"