You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when...

[Twig_of_Gilead]

I am guilty of:
2, 3, 5, 8, 12, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, and 26.

And the above person's statement.

Also:

You get somewhat frustrated when your country's involvements are ignored or the facts about said country are wrong.

-coughCanadacough-

...

-prepares for a who-  

[Apollo Pompano]

XD Pretty much guilty of all of them.


.. when you randomly adopt a valley girl accent

... when ‘ve’, ‘chigi’, ‘da’ or ‘aru’ glue themselves to the end of your sentences.

... you want to learn more about where you came from.

...when you can’t take ‘vital regions’ seriously anymore.  

[Luckybug76]

...when you can't watch Jeopardy with a straight face anymore.

(they just had a category on Flags and I ROFL'd.)  

[ShippoFoxfire]

My poor parents are wondering what the hell
I'm laughing at.

OHLAWD. 20 and 22 <3333 D;

I went to Philly for a month on an art program
where they had all the world flags lined
up leading to City Hall.
It amazed even me how excited I got when I spotted
Countries that were Hetalia characters.

 

[Crystal_suicune]

Guilty of 3,5 (MADvids are awesome),6 (I watch stuff other than APH though),13,17 and 20.

Since I knew APH,god knows what's happening to my History notes and my little notes in my history textbook."Tiffany?" "Yes,mom?" "Who are those people you're referring in your notes?*pointes at my notes,where I replaced the country names with their human names*" "Uhhhhhhhhh..."
(my mom's a history teacher,and since I'm self-studying History,she's tutoring me herself.Yeah..)

And there's this little gem.One of the short questions in the textbook is "Why is Hitler afraid of Russia?" You know my reaction.

Finally,I can't help but imagine Austria playing it whenever I hear anything played on a piano..be it classical or songs from beatmania.
Scorpion Fire~!Yush!  

[sharinganrose]

you've boiled pasta while listening so italy's character song to "let's boil hot water!" (VERY guilty)  

[Candi Cupcake]

Broken Voice Alchemist

...when you and your friends begin assigning each other countries based on the personality of the APH characters...(guilty...I was named Russia because I'm cute but insane.)

Hahaha! My friends and I do that! xD I'm Italy and my best friends are Poland and Russia LOL
Germany isn't very reliable though D: he acts more like America, actually xD  

[Luckybug76]

Candi Cupcake

Broken Voice Alchemist

...when you and your friends begin assigning each other countries based on the personality of the APH characters...(guilty...I was named Russia because I'm cute but insane.)

Hahaha! My friends and I do that! xD I'm Italy and my best friends are Poland and Russia LOL
Germany isn't very reliable though D: he acts more like America, actually xD

I totally did that! I'm America because my hair is the same as his and when the wind blows, I can actually have his little cowlick! XD My friends are Germany and Italy, and my sister is Canada (she has this little teddy bear she calls Kumanjiro, just like Matty's!).

Oh! Got another one: You say hello to flags when you see them.  

[ShippoFoxfire]

Luckybug76

Candi Cupcake

Broken Voice Alchemist

...when you and your friends begin assigning each other countries based on the personality of the APH characters...(guilty...I was named Russia because I'm cute but insane.)

Hahaha! My friends and I do that! xD I'm Italy and my best friends are Poland and Russia LOL
Germany isn't very reliable though D: he acts more like America, actually xD

I totally did that! I'm America because my hair is the same as his and when the wind blows, I can actually have his little cowlick! XD My friends are Germany and Italy, and my sister is Canada (she has this little teddy bear she calls Kumanjiro, just like Matty's!).

Oh! Got another one: You say hello to flags when you see them.

I've done that before, on impulse. .___.

RandomRandom:

I have two miniture Italy and German flags in my room : D
And I put them right next to each other, it's very fun to explain
to friends.

 

[amusedandconfused]

...when you consider a vally accent a Polish trait.
...when you go to Canada and are surprised not many people have a single curly strand of hair sticking out.
...hamburgers are the food of heroes.
...you want go up to people with a little bit of hair sticking out and stroke it to see what happens.
...you know if you saw a girl with light hair and a white bos, you'd flee in terror.  

[Beefaice]

I totally saw a woman on tv with a curl sticking out and I laughed my arse off. It was just too funny. I was "OMG! Her erogenous zone!"  

[Savage Logic]

...when speed limits in different countries have a totally new and sugguestive meaning.

...when you sing Iggy's marshmallow song when you roast marshmallows.

...when you call Hello Kitty "Shinatty" by mistake.

...you laugh at polish sausage because it's a crack pairing.

...you curl your own hair to look like Italy's.

...everytime someone says awesome, you say "Y'know what else is awesome? Prussia. He get's all of the chicks." or at least think of Prussia.

....you hear a valley girl and think, "Omigod! It's Poland!"

...You laugh maniacally, "Niyoniyoniyo!"

...if someone talks about Scandinavia (more specifically Finland and Sweden) you find yourself blushining or saying "Awwwww~"

...someone says something about a tomato and you automatically play Romano's Delicious Tomato song in your head.

...you see a cat and think of Greece or Japan.

...instead of inviting your friends to come to your house you invite them to help you change your lightbulbs. xD

BTW: I'm pretty much guilty of all of the ones mentioned. >.<

I'll also post more when I think of them.  

[amusedandconfused]

...when someone says 'west' for any reason, you decide they are Prussian.

...you are surprised saying "kolkolkolkolkol" doesn't strike fear into the hearts of all who hear it.

...You know Santa is not from the north Pole, he is from Finland. (anime reference)

...You run faster if you pretend you're being chased by the English army.  

[Cana Untitled]

Oh so guilty, to so many.


*....when you a family member goes to a country and you email/text them with a 'Say hello to ____ for me!' (Did that when my dad went to Spain. 'Sat hi to Antonio for me!' and he was all WHOTHEHELLISANTONIO)

*....find a poster with all the different kinds of pastas on it, and wish you could buy it for Ludwig.

*....when you are epically relieved that you can finally put a face to a country you are passionate about.

*....when you have quoted verbal tics almost entirely through a day, multiple times. (Niyoniyoniyo, veveveve, wanwanwan, aru, ppassstaaaaaa!, da)

*....when inanimate objects featured in Hetalia suddenly become really, really, REALLY interesting. (wursts, tomatoes, pasta, faucets, ESPECIALLY flags)

*.....when you really, REALLY want flags of your OTPs.

*....when you sing character-themed songs to anything that relates to them. (See a tomato, burst into the chorus, see beer and immediately start singing Germany's marukaite chikyuu)

*...when you find that one advert that is super suggestive when it comes to a frankfurt sausage even more funny, because Germany is such a closet pervert.

*...when you find excuses to talk about history and countries at every opportunity.

*....when you immediately daydream a little sequence or scenario when you watch world news. (Like when Germany and France kinda declared they were out of recession.)  

[zawazawaii]

keep on playing our favorite song,
i turn it up while you're gone.
it's all i've got, when you're in my head...

When you start thinking people you know look and act like certain countries. So you start photoshopping them to look like said country.

.....like my boyfriend.

Who I swear to god is Italy's chubbier, slightly fuzzier doppelganger, in both appearance and personality. But with maybe a dash more America. And Russia.

Also I did that photoshop in like 7 minutes, so XDDD

...and you're in my head, so i need it.