1001 Things U DONT wanna hear over a Star Destroyer intercom

[elvisnake]

"TK-421, why aren't you at your post? Ok, that's it, this guy never shows up... We're transferring you to the Death Star..."  

[Derpzilla88]

Intercom- "Johnson. Come in here."
Johnson- "Yes sir?"
Intercom- "I love you."
Johnson- " eek . The intercom's on sir."
Intercom- "What? *sounds of suicide on the intercom.*"  

[The Lady Anne Boleyn]

What's this big red button do?  

[Derpzilla88]

WE'RE GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*static*  

[The Lady Anne Boleyn]

*random/frantic clicking and button pushing*
*loud siren goes off*
Uhh . . . was that supposed to do that? Cause, I don't think that was supposed to do that!  

[Sol Walker]

"All Hands stand by for Lord Vader's surprise inspection."  

[Ral Roke]

"*Insert officer's name here*, Lord Vader wishes to see you immeadiately."  

[Nina Halford]

Vader: Attention all hands! I wish to introduce you to your new captain.

New Captain: Shazam! A flyin' ship in space! Ah bet Sergeant Carter never saw something like this. He shore would be proud! Well ... gaaaww-lllyy! Anyway, fellers, ah'm Admiral Pyle, and ah shore look forward to workin' with you.  

[ElladanKenet]

"Lord Vader would like to remind anyone that insulting his pruny head is punishable by being locked in the airlock with a gungan. Thank you."  

[Derpzilla88]

Guess what everyone? You've all been on candid camra! Everything you've experienced was fake! There really are no rebels! It's all fake!
*sounds of stormtroopers rioting across the ship*  

[Sol Walker]

"Attention all hands. Lord Vader has sent us on a special mission: We are to plunge into an asteroid field to chase down a jawa-rigged tramp freighter. Hope your wills are in order."  

[ElladanKenet]

"Psst! Guess what I got Lord Vader for his birthday? Huh huh? Guess! It's a new JarJar Binks Action figure! See! It even has it's own motion-sensor voice... Mesa-Called JarJar Binks! Mesa yous humble soivant!"  

[Derpzilla88]

Darth Vader: Geniuses! I is one of dem fo sure!  

[Darkened Angel]

Admiral: Oh sith! Incoming warheads! * presses button * Bridge, full power to shields!
Computer: Paging bridge. Please hold. * Imperial March, elevator music style *  

[ElladanKenet]

Vader: Alright, who forgot to flush the fresher last time!

Random Guilty Crewmember- It was the pilot! He didn't! And he didn't wash his hands either!

Pilot: What? I didn't! I don't even

:Lightsaber ignites and slashes at something:

:Sirens blare: