[RP] The Inn of Peace - IoP (Open to all)

[Gren_Eckener]

"Nope! She left her phone on the floor and went outside." he smiled. "Who're you? I hear mad people. And a kid!"  

[Astra_Senpai]

"She left it on the floor. Oh dear. I- I'm her friend Lavinia Lovely. I'm afraid we had a bit of a tiff and I couldn't oh I couldn't just leave it," she sniffled, but tone remained gentle. "In the background? Oh it's Sparrow, the poor child is distraught she simply will not sleep. Her father and uncle are trying to calm her- are you certain she isn't around?" The reason being the child was growing louder and one of the men as well.  

[Gren_Eckener]

"Pretty sure. But hey! Maybe I can help! I helped two whole people today!" he said cheerily. "What's she upset about?"  

[Astra_Senpai]

"That's the thing, Sir. We don't know! Sparrow gets herself worked up over goodness only knows. She was doing so well until last week. Ignus can barely keep his own ag-." She was interrupted by a clamor and a new voice taking over the phone. "Honey she won't talk to me! She actually bit me! She's never bitten- wha? What do you mean it's not Honey? Who is this," the new voice asked a little abrupt, clearly an ocean upset by the storm.  

[Gren_Eckener]

"Hi!" smiled Malachai. "I'm Honey's friend Malachai, cause she went outside. If the child bit you, bite her back! That's what I got when I was a kid, and it worked!"  

[Astra_Senpai]

There was a long pause, "I'll try it next time. Malachai... Honey's texted about you. I'm Ingus- fondly known as Prat. You're not a girl so I know you're not together. Excuse me, Mate, but what in the Hell are you doing with her phone? She never let me answer her ph-" He was interrupted by a scream that could make your skin crawl. Kiran cringed in his chair.
"I WAN' MY MUM!" Ignus seethed, "Cripes, Child! Two hours of this for her! Malachai, be a mate and give Honey her phone?"  

[Gren_Eckener]

"Hello!" he smiled into the phone, hoping the girl could hear him. "Actually..."

He coughed, clearing his throat, then spoke again. "'Ow's 'is fo' a swop so she ca' rela'?"  

[Astra_Senpai]

The distinct screams of 'GI'ME,GI'ME, GI'ME' followed the imitation. Ignus gave a shout, a clattering of something being dropped and a stuffy nosed childs voice whimpering, "Mumma?"  

[Gren_Eckener]

"'Elo, luv." he smiled into the phone. "Wot's all th' fuss, ah? I 'aven' gon' 'nywhea'!"  

[Astra_Senpai]

There was a long pause, she sounded confused, "Mumma? Da' is Mumma?" "Sure is." She giggled, sniffled, "I no' go ta be'. Wan' Mumma."  

[Gren_Eckener]

Oh damn. How did Honey do this?

"Ah, no, ge' on ta be' 'en...'s la', luv."  

[Astra_Senpai]

The child let out a wail clearly beginning a new tantrum. Honey opened the door to the inn. She was sunshine and brightness again- though her face was tear streaked.  

[Gren_Eckener]

Malachai waved, holding the phone away from his ear. "I'm sorry Honey...I'm not good at being you." he said, hand over the receiver.  

[Astra_Senpai]

Honey smiled, pure serenity and held out her hand for the phone. "Don' wor'y abou' it. Ya' tri'd ta' 'elp, bu' Spar'ow's a tough ba'y ta swa'dle." She hummed a few notes, setting a key for herself.  

[Gren_Eckener]

He handed it over sheepishly. "I do a fai' 'mpre'ion o' ya, 'ough!"