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[Zombie Swagger]

Kit: I know. Even though I am in Grade 9, the girls in my grade like to do some naughty naughty stuff wink

Like for instance my friends gf kept trying to grab my (insert same place as kit) and he walked in and it was so funny because she got bitched at and her friend kinda screwed her over... I am pretty sure this girl likes me because I said "********" and she finished with "Me".... And she like yelled it in a quite class and then she grabbed her mouth and sat down XD  

[Kit Joukai Heyaza]

Dont worry being single is the best thing somone can do. It jkeeps your free ^^

Wow jims....She must be desperate to go after you ^^ LOL

Being one of the head athletes at the school helps also ^^

Varsity -
Baseball - 1st base
Tennis -#4
Swimming - butterfly
Football - Left tackle
basket ball - Gaurd, Defender (i cant shoot to save my life ^^)
Chess if it counts as a sport
and soccer ^^

LOL i dated a cheerleader awhile back...Ya know what they say about them in bed?...Yeah...not true dont waste your time.  

[Kit Joukai Heyaza]

OMG did you guys know that the artist for bat country is avenged seven fold?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I didnt!! LOL iv loved that song for forever ^^


"He who makes a beast outta himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"

Most gnagster line ever i love the song. I just put it on my profile numver one check it out!!!  

[Somnus Aeternam]

shakes head  

[Zombie Swagger]

Well Kit. The girl who yelled "Me..." is a cheerleader. Thanks for telling me. Ever watch MANswers? IT sayd to date nerds, they know the best moves! lol.

Party Girls- Probably will puke
Gymnastics- Probably thinks your flexible too... ouch gonk
Cheerleaders- Just no... Nobody likes when your doing her and she is
cheering...
Nerds- OWE HELLZ YES!!!!!!! Apparently they have alot of sex smarts as well....

You know Kit, your actually pretty cool...  

[Kit Joukai Heyaza]

Of course. Im the normalist guy ever ^^

Cept for my athletic ability...But other then that im just a guy. When i talk to a girl i like....Im the only one i know..But i dont studder or anything i straight up tell the girls that i like that i do. and get to it bluntly. Is anyone else like that?....Or i am the only one?

Personally...I prefer the chicks that i know dont have diseases bro....Smart girls may know moves and what not. But heres a stat for you. 2 years ago 75% of the blood given by the blood drive has rejected due to STD aids for our school....  

[xLytez]

75%? wtf are yall doin down in florida. Here in VA, we're good...mostly  

[Kit Joukai Heyaza]

Doggy style ^^ LOL

Im not sure....But i got tested 2 weeks ago to make sure that i didnt have any problems...And i almost killed my doctor......

Doc - Well matthew...I ahve some bad news.....
Me - uhh...What do you mean?....I dont have an STD DO I!!!!!
Doc - No youll have to cut back on sweets you have to much glucose in your system.

Dont be a fool wrap your tool

"Now i cant tell you what i learn in school. But i can tell you a rule or two uh.... Dont have sex if shes to gone, And if your going to put two on, Dont fall aasleep with your shoes on."
Asher roth.  

[Zombie Swagger]

Umm in Canada we are like clean a** mutha's. Honestly, AIDs isn't something we worry about here. Now what we do worry about in my city, is the fact that we are right beside Niagara Falls, New York, USA. We are a hotspot for a terrorist attack. Because the falls generates a large amount of Canada and the US's power.

I live like a 5 minute walk from here:


http://www.ncsy.ca/ktml2/images/uploads/clifton hill.jpg

It is beside the falls. Want to know something about the falls? It's the reason why we're the honeymoon capitol of the world. The electrons in the falls release when the water collides with the river, and the electrons released make you horny XD  

[Kit Joukai Heyaza]

Personally...If you cant turn on a girl with just your hands you cant call yourself a man ^^

But thats my oppinion.....There is a technique...but i wouldnt be following TOS.....LOL ^^  

[Zombie Swagger]

Honestly, nobody follows the ToS. And just put it in white, that way we have to hold our mouse over it to see it. That way there is nothing there... lol.  

[Kit Joukai Heyaza]

Sorry...I broke TOS with gaia before in rock i almost cyberd a girl in the hotsprings when i first joined....>.> They said i break another rule theyd ban me from the sight....  

[call_me_ishmail1]

Hands? Psh. You are a young one aren't you? I have developed the ability to get a girl off simply by looking at them. Thats right, I have a look that gets them off.  

[Ryoko Earth]

Amazing....  

[Kit Joukai Heyaza]

Ismail i relly on my hands because i took 7 ccourses for massage therapy at Daytone state college....Im not that much of a looker. I need to work with what ive got. I start with a shoulder rub at the neck. Then i slowly roll my hands into a full body back massage. Then i let a few hot breaths roll over their neck. And after a few seconds minutes whatever. the second she lets out a heavy breath youve done it. Thats hwen you grab her waist turn her around makeout with her and do the vertical monster mash ^^