You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when...

[Einllikoach]

You know you’ve been reading too much Hetalia when...

Quote:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go “Aww” when you see two or more flags together
3. You’ve learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
8. World War II starts sounding romantic
9. Your teacher asks why you put “Alfred F. Jones” as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name “Arthur” beside it
10. You yell “Yeah, he’s the hero!” whenever someone says America
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation
12. You know every country’s flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you’ve become one
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, “Germaaaannnnyyyyy!” down the hallway
18. You can’t imagine a functioning Italian mafia
19. You want Prussia back on the map
20. You can no longer say “international affairs” with a straight face
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic
23. Other people don’t get it when you say your country’s cute
26. You’ve become a thousand times more patriotic

And also,

Quote:

-When you have a huge map of Europe hung behind your back at work
-When you have a small flag of your own/favourite country on your desk
-When you find a lot of resemblance between your Russian colleague to Ivan
-When can never have straight face while playing Risk anymore
-When you start liking the fact you are in the army and that you have to wear uniform redface

Guilty of all.. obviously. ;þ  

[Einllikoach]

Candi Cupcake

Broken Voice Alchemist

...when you and your friends begin assigning each other countries based on the personality of the APH characters...(guilty...I was named Russia because I'm cute but insane.)

Hahaha! My friends and I do that! xD I'm Italy and my best friends are Poland and Russia LOL
Germany isn't very reliable though D: he acts more like America, actually xD

Ha, I had the same thing with a friend of mine.. physically I look pretty much like Lithuania - especially when I am in uniforms - hence at first she said I should be Lithuania; but soon she regretted, saying I am not submissive enough to be Lithuania, so now she is doubting whether I should be Germany or Russia.  

[sorbettino]

Rent-A-Yaoi-Cop

You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when...
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Germaaaannnnyyyyy!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru."
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic

I'm guilty of almost all of them...and cutting my hair to look like Lithuania's.......YAY!!! biggrin  

[Bakurali]

1. The sunflower garden in your backyard is intimidating
2. Medicine Melancholy from Touhou...she calls her suzuran flowers 'Su-san'.
3. You named your Darkrai Ivan...
4. ...and your Piplup Veneziano.
5. You make small Hetalia references when you talk, and only your friends get them.
6. You drew Cirno with Alfred's head because they're both idiots.
7. Arthur = Alice, Faeries = Dolls

Yes, I like Touhou and Pokemon.  

[Kura-chan77]

Now I just want to play risk if only to seize some's vital regions....  

[Yaksha-chan]

My friends say that I'm Russia's personal sex toy...Which makes me nervous whenever my International Studies teacher brings Russia up. And it scares me more to know that, like, two of our many History teachers know about Hetalia, ruining our giggle-fits hearing something about UK or Germany...

 

[No_Pun_Intended]

You giggle (even though it's a serious part) when some guy in Black Lagoon calls the Russian chick 'that Ivan b***h'.  

[The Brenana]

I'll give it a shot. You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when....

-World History becomes your favorite class all of a sudden
-Instead of taking notes about each war in that certain history class, you start to draw pictures of the countries beating up each other.
-When anyone says America, you immediately shout "FOCK YEA!"....much to the disgust of peers and onlookers.
-You actually know how to pronounce Liechtenstein
-You think the United Nations is sexy (Its called World AFFAIRS, people, not World Talking in a Big Room.)
-Your sketchbook is littered with France taking over each page with his nekkie power
-You suddenly gain interest in your family ancestry and country of origin. If you're wonderbred, the more, the merrier.
-You constantly check e-bay to see if Sealand is on sale. (It might happen one day! D': )
- You start to call every bird you see either Perriot or Gilbird
- You want to know how to play Nocturne Op. 9-2 desperately. (If Austria can do it, I can too, Durnit! )
- You can't watch Lord of the Rings without bursting into a fit of giggles because a certain elf has an uncanny resemblance to a certain ancient Germanic country. (cough cough)  

[MiaIkumis#1Fan]

1, 3, 5, 10, 12, 13, 15, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, and 24 are all true for me. o.o

And... hmm...

You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when you're at an Italian restaurant, take one of the kid's menus, and use the free crayons to draw Veneziano and Romano. ^_^''  

[Monsieur Gaylord]

I've learned so much History from being obessed with Hetalia XD
It's crazy, I've never been good at History before XD

And now I suddenly know so many flags(Before Hetalia, I was useless when it came to remembering flags)


Hetalia has totally changed history XD
 

[MiaIkumis#1Fan]

You know you're obsessed when, instead of bringing in a political cartoon for your history project like your teacher instructed, you ask if it would be okay to show a collection of scenes from Hetalia you found that reference events related to American history.  

[dovelair]

xxxx
Beloved, let us once more praise the rain.
Let us discover some new alphabet,
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Well, damn.
I want Prussia back in the map. >:

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For this, the often praised; and be ourselves,
The rain, the chickweed, and the burdock leaf,

 

[amusedandconfused]

We all do, Shadow. We all do.  

[lanie100]

MiaIkumis#1Fan

You know you're obsessed when, instead of bringing in a political cartoon for your history project like your teacher instructed, you ask if it would be okay to show a collection of scenes from Hetalia you found that reference events related to American history.

You did that, haven't you?  

[amusedandconfused]

When THIS becomes your new favorite song EVAR.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFQG4094qrs