The AAY: Your bodyguard, hitman, employer, or target?

[conide]

melibeli97

damn how do you keep track of all this confusing s**t ? confused

i write it as i see it, its not as hard as it looks  

[Levud]

hitman  

[Ayame-Yuura]

bodyguard  

[x-Daren-kun-x]

Hitman  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Hitman (XD <-- it's all messed up now.) I'm Daren's hitman but... he's actually also MY hitman. XD  

[conide]

Target

Story: I'm trying to kill Murasaki, While being hunted by Ducki, who turned out to be my boss, while Saint Gaxinua is trying to protect me, while i'm trying to kill Saint Gaxinua, who turns out is secretly hunting me, while simultaneously being Murasaki's bodyguard, while Murasaki is my body guard, while it turns out Saint Gaxinua is my client, who actually turns out to be my servant and now Nemo_Elmo is trying to kill me as well, but it turns out she's the bodyguard I hired. Then I realized that Murasaku was my client, but was being targeted by Shadow Vampire, but Murasaki actually had hired Shadow Vampire as her hitman, then I realized that Murasaki was my boss, Nemo_Elmo was hired by Ayane as her bodyguard, because she was going on a particularly tough assignment for Murasaki, who I hired on as my hitman. Then i was hired as a Hitman by Levud who was Saint Gaxinua's bodyguard, who happened to be another one of my targets. When i realized that he was my client, so i made him my hitman as an apology, but it turns out he was already a hitman for Daren-Kun, who was my target! Then my boss, blxrboy and his bodyguard, Saint Gaxinua come out of nowhere to be attacked by Ayame, who was actually saint Gaxinua's bodyguard. And there is Melibeli who randomly got caught up in everything, which i had to remove her, since she was a witness, but also because Levud hired me to do so.
Ayame hired Levud to be her bodyguard, because she wasn't sure she was capable of the mission Daren had given her, but in fact Daren was her hitman and Ayame is my target

Tune in next time for the next installment of....What The Hell???

if this doesn't make sense to you....join the club!!!  

[x-Daren-kun-x]

Employer  

[melibeli97]

i used to be your waitress but after so much torment i escaped and now i have bodyguards and hitmen so your now my target for everything you've done to me in the past evil dun dun duunnn hows that for a twist?  

[x-Daren-kun-x]

Target  

[melibeli97]

oh no you dont! your not going to hunt me down and make me your maid again so you can do such unspekable things to me again... exclaim  

[x-Daren-kun-x]

Bodyguard. ((Happy?!)) Tis will mix things up hbwuahahah  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Yes, but actually, Daren-kun only did that because he's working for me... he's my hitman and I am the mastermind of all evil in the Mishima Corp- *shuts mouth* Sorry, Tekken addict....  

[x-Daren-kun-x]

Bodyguard yes but you help me on this mission.  

[Levud]

employer  

[x-Daren-kun-x]

Employer ((Hahah now this is a twist for Conide))