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 Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:18 am
Wtf, i come back and see sex all over the chatroom?! scream
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:19 am
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:19 am
Yes scream
This is why you should give me a subforum! It will no longer be in a chatroom, but in its very own forum!
Though srsly, my subforum won't be about sex. At all. No worries.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:20 am
DANDii Lions-- DieselCBRR DANDii Lions-- DieselCBRR DANDii Lions-- DieselCBRR Alright madame I will speak to you as a scholarly peer should. I have been home resting after a horrid day of work. To make it worse I will probably be call in cause of there own bloody mistake to be scolded adding more insult to injury to the point where I wanna strangle one of those horrid douches an inch of there life. Either way might just be that I had to wake up at six in the morning to head to that damn place. Though must say my holiday were nice, I spent all day watching movies and stuffing my bloody face. So how and what have you been doing Miss Emmalita. Quite quite old chap.
Such a pity you had to endure such annoyances.
I have been great.
And as for what I've been doing, well I just came home from visiting my grandparents in Arkansas. Other than that nothing. Yes it is quite old. Though I'm glad to hear that Emmalita Awwe I thought you would've stayed in Arkansas!!!! Hows the new car? You gonna come pick me up soon? Stay? There?
OH GOD NO.
I need my hill country.
D:
The car handles like a dream.
And no.
:] Well I say that only cause ******** Texas and there lack of snow hahaha. That's awesome glad to hear it. It was't request. I'm hoping to get a motorcycle this February!!!! I really wanna get it bad. I got snow on Christmas in AR.
: D
Did I already tell you that?
I think so cause I sent you a pick of the little snowman I made.
You ain't the boss of me!
Motorcycle?
Oh my. Just don't be stupid with it! Yes yes you already told me yo got in AR. Oh really? Wow I should get a new phone since the one I been using right now is crap. Yeah I AM!!!!! Mmmhmmm that's what I want. I think be good since my city is pretty much dried up. And yeah that might be hard since I'm pretty stupid with my car let alone how I'll be with a bike might just be idiotic or insane who knows.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:21 am
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:21 am
Alicia just got some sand on her vajayjay cause she didn't get to join in with our appropriate sexual conversation.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:24 am
DieselCBRR DANDii Lions-- DieselCBRR DANDii Lions-- DieselCBRR Yes it is quite old. Though I'm glad to hear that Emmalita Awwe I thought you would've stayed in Arkansas!!!! Hows the new car? You gonna come pick me up soon? Stay? There?
OH GOD NO.
I need my hill country.
D:
The car handles like a dream.
And no.
:] Well I say that only cause ******** Texas and there lack of snow hahaha. That's awesome glad to hear it. It was't request. I'm hoping to get a motorcycle this February!!!! I really wanna get it bad. I got snow on Christmas in AR.
: D
Did I already tell you that?
I think so cause I sent you a pick of the little snowman I made.
You ain't the boss of me!
Motorcycle?
Oh my. Just don't be stupid with it! Yes yes you already told me yo got in AR. Oh really? Wow I should get a new phone since the one I been using right now is crap. Yeah I AM!!!!! Mmmhmmm that's what I want. I think be good since my city is pretty much dried up. And yeah that might be hard since I'm pretty stupid with my car let alone how I'll be with a bike might just be idiotic or insane who knows. Okay!
XD
Haha, yeah you should!
Fat chance!
You seriously do not like it there.
Have you decided to hit the dusty trail yet?
Cause it seems like you're aaaaaall talk.
Haha jk.
Just don't kill yourself!
Believe it or not I'd be very sad if you did.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:27 am
HOW TO ACT ON A FIRST DATE:
*WALK UP TO HER LIKE YOU OWN THE JOINT. CHEST OUT, LEANIN BACK. AND LIMP AS IF YOUR d**k'S SO GODDAMN BIG IT'S TOUGH TO LUG THAT GIANT SUMBITCH AROUND. I DON'T GOTTA FAKE THIS, YOU MIGHT.
*MAKE YOUR FIRST WORDS COUNT BY PUTTIN THE b***h IN HER PLACE EARLY: "YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOUR PICTURE. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ATE THE GIRL IN THAT PICTURE. I MEAN, ********. MY MATTRESS IS LESS LUMPY THAN YOU."
*NOW THAT THE TONE IS SET, SIT DOWN TO CHAT. ACT DISINTERESTED AS ******** IN EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT HER MOUTH (SHOULDN'T BE HARD ... SHE'S A GIRL). INTERRUPT HER IN THE MIDDLE OF SENTENCES. TELL HER THINGS SHE LIKES ARE STUPID. TRUST ME ON THIS.
*KEEP THIS UP TIL SHE GETS PISSED AND STORMS OFF. GRAB HER BY THE WRIST, IT'LL GET HER ADRENALINE PUMPIN. WHEN SHE TURNS TO LOOK AT YOU GET THE MOST SADDEST, PATHETIC PUPPY DOG EYES YOU CAN MUSTER ON YOUR FACE. IT'S LIKE ANGRY p***y KRYPTONITE, SHE'LL STOP AND JUST STARE IN YOUR EYES.
*AT THIS POINT GIVE HER A SINCERE APOLOGY FOR YOUR WORDS & ACTIONS. TELL HER HOW YOU HAVE A FEAR OF INTIMACY AND SEEING HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE WAS TRIGGERED THIS SELF-DEFENSE REACTION. TELL HER IT WAS INEXCUSABLE. TELL HER YOU'VE BEEN HURT IN THE PAST AND IT WAS UNFAIR OF YOU TO TAKE THAT OUT ON SUCH A BEAUTIFUL GIRL. PAUSE FOR AFFECT. THEN TELL HER IF SHE GIVES YOU A SECOND CHANCE (LOOK DOWN) EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T DESERVE IT (LOOK BACK UP) YOU'LL BE A DIFFERENT ... A BETTER PERSON. BITCHES EAT THAT s**t UP LIKE ITS HAAGEN-DAZS DURING THEIR PERIOD.
********* HER IN A DIRTY BATHROOM STALL AND NEVER CALL HER AGAIN. POST PICS
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:28 am
DANDii Lions-- Irish-Sama Dandii I zoomed in >.< lol atleast you enjoy it. Haha, shame on me.
The "atleast you enjoy it" piques my interest, what do you mean by that?
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:30 am
The Fall is Inevitable HOW TO ACT ON A FIRST DATE: *WALK UP TO HER LIKE YOU OWN THE JOINT. CHEST OUT, LEANIN BACK. AND LIMP AS IF YOUR d**k'S SO GODDAMN BIG IT'S TOUGH TO LUG THAT GIANT SUMBITCH AROUND. I DON'T GOTTA FAKE THIS, YOU MIGHT. *MAKE YOUR FIRST WORDS COUNT BY PUTTIN THE b***h IN HER PLACE EARLY: "YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOUR PICTURE. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ATE THE GIRL IN THAT PICTURE. I MEAN, ********. MY MATTRESS IS LESS LUMPY THAN YOU." *NOW THAT THE TONE IS SET, SIT DOWN TO CHAT. ACT DISINTERESTED AS ******** IN EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT HER MOUTH (SHOULDN'T BE HARD ... SHE'S A GIRL). INTERRUPT HER IN THE MIDDLE OF SENTENCES. TELL HER THINGS SHE LIKES ARE STUPID. TRUST ME ON THIS. *KEEP THIS UP TIL SHE GETS PISSED AND STORMS OFF. GRAB HER BY THE WRIST, IT'LL GET HER ADRENALINE PUMPIN. WHEN SHE TURNS TO LOOK AT YOU GET THE MOST SADDEST, PATHETIC PUPPY DOG EYES YOU CAN MUSTER ON YOUR FACE. IT'S LIKE ANGRY p***y KRYPTONITE, SHE'LL STOP AND JUST STARE IN YOUR EYES. *AT THIS POINT GIVE HER A SINCERE APOLOGY FOR YOUR WORDS & ACTIONS. TELL HER HOW YOU HAVE A FEAR OF INTIMACY AND SEEING HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE WAS TRIGGERED THIS SELF-DEFENSE REACTION. TELL HER IT WAS INEXCUSABLE. TELL HER YOU'VE BEEN HURT IN THE PAST AND IT WAS UNFAIR OF YOU TO TAKE THAT OUT ON SUCH A BEAUTIFUL GIRL. PAUSE FOR AFFECT. THEN TELL HER IF SHE GIVES YOU A SECOND CHANCE (LOOK DOWN) EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T DESERVE IT (LOOK BACK UP) YOU'LL BE A DIFFERENT ... A BETTER PERSON. BITCHES EAT THAT s**t UP LIKE ITS HAAGEN-DAZS DURING THEIR PERIOD. ********* HER IN A DIRTY BATHROOM STALL AND NEVER CALL HER AGAIN. POST PICS Ha i love it.It works pretty well most of the time.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:30 am
DANDii Lions-- DieselCBRR DANDii Lions-- DieselCBRR DANDii Lions-- DieselCBRR Yes it is quite old. Though I'm glad to hear that Emmalita Awwe I thought you would've stayed in Arkansas!!!! Hows the new car? You gonna come pick me up soon? Stay? There?
OH GOD NO.
I need my hill country.
D:
The car handles like a dream.
And no.
:] Well I say that only cause ******** Texas and there lack of snow hahaha. That's awesome glad to hear it. It was't request. I'm hoping to get a motorcycle this February!!!! I really wanna get it bad. I got snow on Christmas in AR.
: D
Did I already tell you that?
I think so cause I sent you a pick of the little snowman I made.
You ain't the boss of me!
Motorcycle?
Oh my. Just don't be stupid with it! Yes yes you already told me yo got in AR. Oh really? Wow I should get a new phone since the one I been using right now is crap. Yeah I AM!!!!! Mmmhmmm that's what I want. I think be good since my city is pretty much dried up. And yeah that might be hard since I'm pretty stupid with my car let alone how I'll be with a bike might just be idiotic or insane who knows. Okay!
XD
Haha, yeah you should!
Fat chance!
You seriously do not like it there.
Have you decided to hit the dusty trail yet?
Cause it seems like you're aaaaaall talk.
Haha jk.
Just don't kill yourself!
Believe it or not I'd be very sad if you did. Yes yes yes we all need snow beautiful snow!!!! Not at all!!!! I will turn over to the dark side bwahaha Nah I just hate were I work so I started looking for a new place. Though I think my school is pretty decent. The women there all kinds though the one I'm messing around is pretty but nothing going on with her so yeah gotta find me a new one. I know I am all talk!!!! that's what real men are. Lies woman! Plus my death should only be glorious and beautiful hehehe
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:33 am
Irish-Sama DANDii Lions-- Irish-Sama Dandii I zoomed in >.< lol atleast you enjoy it. Haha, shame on me.
The "atleast you enjoy it" piques my interest, what do you mean by that? Nope, I do not deny it.
You had just confused me.
XD
I enjoy them very much so.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:34 am
DANDii Lions-- Irish-Sama DANDii Lions-- Irish-Sama Dandii I zoomed in >.< lol atleast you enjoy it. Haha, shame on me.
The "atleast you enjoy it" piques my interest, what do you mean by that? Nope, I do not deny it.
You had just confused me.
XD
I enjoy them very much so.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:35 am
DieselCBRR DANDii Lions-- DieselCBRR DANDii Lions-- DieselCBRR Well I say that only cause ******** Texas and there lack of snow hahaha. That's awesome glad to hear it. It was't request. I'm hoping to get a motorcycle this February!!!! I really wanna get it bad. I got snow on Christmas in AR.
: D
Did I already tell you that?
I think so cause I sent you a pick of the little snowman I made.
You ain't the boss of me!
Motorcycle?
Oh my. Just don't be stupid with it! Yes yes you already told me yo got in AR. Oh really? Wow I should get a new phone since the one I been using right now is crap. Yeah I AM!!!!! Mmmhmmm that's what I want. I think be good since my city is pretty much dried up. And yeah that might be hard since I'm pretty stupid with my car let alone how I'll be with a bike might just be idiotic or insane who knows. Okay!
XD
Haha, yeah you should!
Fat chance!
You seriously do not like it there.
Have you decided to hit the dusty trail yet?
Cause it seems like you're aaaaaall talk.
Haha jk.
Just don't kill yourself!
Believe it or not I'd be very sad if you did. Yes yes yes we all need snow beautiful snow!!!! Not at all!!!! I will turn over to the dark side bwahaha Nah I just hate were I work so I started looking for a new place. Though I think my school is pretty decent. The women there all kinds though the one I'm messing around is pretty but nothing going on with her so yeah gotta find me a new one. I know I am all talk!!!! that's what real men are. Lies woman! Plus my death should only be glorious and beautiful hehehe Yep.
You're crazy.
Well, I hope you do find the right girl.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:37 am
Irish-Sama DANDii Lions-- Irish-Sama DANDii Lions-- Irish-Sama Dandii I zoomed in >.< lol atleast you enjoy it. Haha, shame on me.
The "atleast you enjoy it" piques my interest, what do you mean by that? Nope, I do not deny it.
You had just confused me.
XD
I enjoy them very much so. Haha, well thank you.
But to be honest.
I wouldn't know anything that I do know about intimacy if I wasn't with him.
Part being that he's my only one ever.
And the other part is that he's just as daring and adventurous as me.
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