Our Raptor, Whose art is /h/entai, shopped be Thy face; Thy donations c**, The Game be won. On Earth as it is on 4-chan. Give us this day our daily lulz and forgive us our trolling as we forgive those who troll against us, and lead us not into faggotry, but deliver us from /fur/ries For thine is the Server, the Banhammer, and the WIN. Forever and ever... Amen.
Followers of Raptor Jesus are easily identifiable because their eyes burn with the fervor of the righteous. They live by the following simple beliefs and most likely have one or more of these statements tattooed on their cocks:
* Love Raptor Jesus or die.
* Raptor Jesus is the savior of all mankind, and will deliver thee to carnivorous enlightenment. (Many have enormous hemipenes)
* Believe in the Lord Raptor Jesus, or have your genitals removed
* Raptor Jesus will rise again!
* Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins!
* Raptor Jesus loves your kids!
* The divine trinity of Raptor Jesus shelters us from the coming Velocirapture!
* Raptor Jesus is my messiyuh!
* Raptor Jesus owns The Hoffinator (Moar like ROFLnator amirite No)?