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 Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:09 pm
You: Hello!
Stranger: Say your the mom of two boys and one night you walk in on them ******** what would you say?
You: Well, what if I walked in on both of them ********: Will you pretend to be my mom and walk in on me and my brother ********: Are you a boy?
Stranger: Yes
You: Ok!
You: ''Carry on dear.''
You: I AM FROM THE SOUTH YA SEE
You: INCEST IS AWRIT
Stranger: Ok so I'm 13 he's 17 and my name is Joshua his is Caleb and one night your making dinner and you come to call us to dinner but walk in on me giving Caleb a b*****b
You: HMMMM
You: Well I guess you'd already be full!
You: So no dinner for you, dear.
Stranger: Tell us to come eat supper
You: But you already had it!
You: p***s is very appetizing, you see.
Stranger: Well you tell us to come eat and we come down there naked
You: My family would definitely be nudist!
You: So that would be normal protocol!
Stranger: And I say mommy Caleb is playing with my balls under the table!
You: Then I wouldn't need to buy you a volleyball for your birthday!
You: Or a handegg for christmas!
Stranger: Caleb drops some food on his d**k I say let me help Caleb and I go under the table and start to lick his d**k clean
You: Well, at least the food wasn't wasted!
Stranger: I lick up and down your thighs before I get back up
You: WEELLL
You: THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:10 pm
Stranger: YOUR DAD RAPED ME!
You: OMG IM SORRY
Stranger: sad (((((((((((((((((((
You: So.....ROOM FOR 1 MORE? biggrin
Stranger: HAHHAHA
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Stranger: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Stranger: ROUBLE RAPE
Stranger: DOUBLW*
Stranger: NOOO
Stranger: DOUBLE*
Stranger: DAMNIT
You: FAIL....
Stranger: sad (((((((((((
You: *shakes head in disappointment*
Stranger: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
You: I think we're threw here, raincheck on that 3way rape.
You have disconnected.
Dark always prevails. cool
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:11 pm
BambiC The Lady of Nirvana Does anyone here know how to wipe a person off the face of the earth without making a mess? .... Does anyone wanna do it for me? Lady of nirvana Turns to a child again hello sensai whee AWW It's been so longgg Raitooo!! 8D How have you been? @Irish: ^^ Really!?!?! Where do you live!? >8D
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:12 pm
The website scares me o.O
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:13 pm
LOLOLOL
Well I live everywhere and nowhere.
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:13 pm
Epic.
Stranger: hello
You: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 female asl
Stranger: and sa
You: 17 male, sa?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: haha
You: oh, same
Stranger: cool
Stranger: let me guess. you're horny razz
You: ...............Are you watching me?
Stranger: no?
You: awhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: what?
You: that would have been fun
You: hello?
Stranger: yes?
You: hi.
Stranger: haha
You: are you horny?
Stranger: very
You: nice.
Stranger: are you?
You: I just masturbated six times, does that answer your question?
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: so what do you want to do?
You: hmmmmmmm
You: can I put peanut butter in your butthole?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:14 pm
Irish-Sama I saw, I didn't know I was so honest. Either that, or your so good at being dishonest that people thing your honest.
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:15 pm
You: LET'S HAVE SEX
Stranger: YAY
You: REALLY
Stranger: I LIKE THE SEX
You: ASL
Stranger: 17 F USA
You: WHERE
Stranger: U?
You: WAIT
You: I'M GAY
You: HOW WE GONNA DO THIS
Stranger: FCK
Stranger: IDK
Stranger: LETS WING IT
You: UMMMM
You: DO YOU HAVE A BROTHER
Stranger: WHY YES I DO
You: ASL
Stranger: HE IS IN THE NEXT ROOM
Stranger: HE IS 18 WOOOHOOOO
Stranger: GAY SEX?
You: DOES HE LIKE IT
You: UP THE BUTT
Stranger: OF COURSE ITS HIS FAVE
Stranger: HE SAYS SO
You: WELL
You: BY USA
You: WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO LIVE ON A SAD LITTLE ISLAND IN THE PACIFIC
You: CALLED HAWAII
You: ?!
Stranger: MY GRANDMA LIVES THERE!!!!!!!!
Stranger: BUT NO
Stranger: IVE BEEN THER 19 TIMES!!
You: DOES SHE HAVE A p***s?
Stranger: YESSSS OF COURSE IT IS LONG
Stranger: HAAHHAHAA
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE OLD ONES?
You: I'll be right back hunny!
@Irish: LOLOL
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:15 pm
You: hello
Stranger: yo
You: o.O
Stranger: is that you sir?
You: sir im a girl
Stranger: oh im sorry madam
You: Madam
You: Im a boy xD
You: How dare you!
Stranger: .....
You: Now you insult me with you dots!
You: How rude!
Stranger: im too tierd for these games
Stranger: but have an awesome night
You: Happy New year!
You: You rude man!
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:16 pm
You: HELLO
Stranger: hii
You: ASL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
WELL THEN
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:17 pm
You: hi
Stranger: sss b***h gimme sex
You: 10 dolla
Stranger: big booty b***h?
You: the one and only
Stranger: letttsss goo
You: again, theres a 10 dolla fee
Stranger: nahhh make it 5 then im in
Stranger: the best 30 sec of your life
You: 15 dolla final offer
Stranger: sssss peace b***h
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:17 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:18 pm
You: HOW LONG IS YOUR p***s DEAR
Stranger: idk 4,4 and a halfish id say
Stranger: inches
You: HOW OLD ARE YOU DEAR
Stranger: 16
You: I THINK THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER
You have disconnected.
HAHAHAHA
asians
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:18 pm
this guy won't leave TT-TT
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:19 pm
Dark-Ninja70 You: hi Stranger: sss b***h gimme sex You: 10 dolla Stranger: big booty b***h? You: the one and only Stranger: letttsss goo You: again, theres a 10 dolla fee Stranger: nahhh make it 5 then im in Stranger: the best 30 sec of your life You: 15 dolla final offer Stranger: sssss peace b***h BEST 30 SEC OF YOUR LIFE LOL
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