Main OOC Thread

[SnorlaxPunk]

He should third-guess himself.


/unfunnyjoke  

[Cysic X]

Yeah, but I don't think he'd find a sexual interest in a Bellossom. Plus, given his heritage, he'd probably be put off by the idea of a non-Eevee partner.

@Ahkmill: Never been a fan of Liam Neeson, to be honest.  

[L Ahkmill]

They don't need to be the same egg group here.
They don't even need to be opposite gender.
Here at Eclipse, we support gaybies~  

[Winevy]

Cysic X

Yeah, but I don't think he'd find a sexual interest in a Bellossom. Plus, given his heritage, he'd probably be put off by the idea of a non-Eevee partner.

@Ahkmill: Never been a fan of Liam Neeson, to be honest.

Well, don't make an Eevee. o.o

And gaybies are the best of babies! :333 (i assume that's what your talking about lol >.>)  

[Cysic X]

Oh yeah, I know it could happen. Hell, it could be a male Rhyperior and it'd still be fine.

It's just that Albus isn't really down with male Rhyperiors. In fact, neither part of "male" and "Rhyperior" works for him.

He takes his position as a royal VERY seriously. And to him (and most royals) part of that is "The eevee royal family will marry other eevees."

And, even if it's not an Eevee, it would still have to be a creature with a form that he would, well, go for. He doesn't really consider sex or partnership to be something he needs; if it's not a species he'd normally be attracted to, there's no chance.

And then he never second-guesses himself, and it's only about 10% as amusing.  

[L Ahkmill]

Dear God, Albus would hate to meet Doku. XD

Albus: "You need to take your royalty seriously!"
Doku: *Prances around in a puddle of mud.* "WHEEEEEEEE~" *Is also fully adult and married.*
Albus: ... *Facepaw*  

[Cysic X]

Albus would probably toast the mud so it gets nice and hard, trapping Doku.

And then he would leave him there.

Hopefully, no one would be nearby. Or come nearby. For, oh, I don't know... How long does is take an Eevee to starve?  

[L Ahkmill]

XD
Even worse is that Doku's gonna be a Leafeon, so he's extra crispy screwed.  

[Cysic X]

More or less than Teacher, though?

That's the real question.

On the Crispy, part, I mean.  

[L Ahkmill]

Possibly.
He's a lot better off than Leon, though.

[Cysic X]

It's alright, Chaos talks metaplot much, much more often than that.

I figured he was going to have his brain melt out of his ear or something, anyways.  

[L Ahkmill]

Mmmm, brain yogurt...
Wait, wut?  

[Cysic X]

Wait, wut at which part.

Or were you just so attracted by the thought of brain yogurt..................  

[L Ahkmill]

It's late, I scared myself.
@_@  

[Cysic X]

Oh. Well, then go to sleep. If you're so tired you keep scaring yourself, you probably need it.