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Squishy Havock

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:14 pm
well if you have warcraft frozen throne just keep clicking on the blood mage and he says that.

This is what the alchemist says

Alchemist: "Oh, no, what did I drop?"
Ogre: "Oh yeah..." (Marvin Gaye begins to play in background)
Alchemist: "Wait, what are you doing?! Oh no! Not the love potion!"  
PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:29 pm
Hmm i dont have warcraft...Or wow...  

Kit Joukai Heyaza

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:32 pm
This is dedicated to my box!



Sigint: Uh, Snake... What are you doing?

Snake: I'm in a box.

Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?

Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

Sigint: Destiny...?

Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.

Sigint: ...

Snake: Does any of that make sense?

Sigint: Not even a little.

Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.

Sigint: Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?

Snake: ...

Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.  
PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:34 pm
i remember that one. i like the one where his upper body clothes where gone and then he ask sig. XD  

Demonic Slayer Wasuken


Kit Joukai Heyaza

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:36 pm
Hmm i just realized...I have nerver played an mgs games...  
PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:37 pm
This one..

Sigint: Snake, what's up? Why are you naked? I know there's a "NAKED" option under "UNIFORM" that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don't get any advantages whatsoever.

Snake: Sure there are.

Sigint: Like what?

Snake: It feels good.

Sigint: ...Man, you do whatever you want.

Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.

Sigint: What?

Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?

Sigint: Say WHAT!?

Snake: My pants, can I...

Sigint: Ah, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest!  

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Demonic Slayer Wasuken

PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:40 pm
yea! that one. i also like the one when he had the nightmare about vampires, and he ask sig about his dream. then he saids that his nightmare was that everything was made out of crap and there was an crap monster. that made me laugh.  
PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:42 pm
erously where do ya'll get this?  

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De-Vaughn07

PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:45 pm
hey havock, i n the earth country, whatd you mean a test subject? i just wanna know myself- i wont "let" my rpc 'know'. seriously-Im curious?! I cant live with that kind of torture.....  
PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:47 pm
it means he will rape you in your sleep. XD XD jk jk. XD  

Demonic Slayer Wasuken


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:50 pm
Well ill trust you then.

I will kidnap you and repeatedly use genjutsus on you till you forget who you are I make you think you are me and when you die every one thinks i am dead.

I did not find the rape thin amusing  
PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:52 pm
O.o .........Futashi-Never speak of that agin.

:O /O.O/ XP
but- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........

lol. i like my new destiny. ^.^ xp lol  

De-Vaughn07


Demonic Slayer Wasuken

PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:52 pm
oh, come on. wheres your funny side at. XD well, i was only joking to.  
PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:54 pm
President Johnson grabs Demon Slayer Wasuken's genitals "You're a man?!"

There is my funny side.  

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De-Vaughn07

PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:55 pm
O.o........LOL! haha  
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