1001 Things U DONT wanna hear over a Star Destroyer intercom

[Derpzilla88]

"Attention everyone. Welcome to the new luxury Star Destroyer. The Titanic. We will now be heading through the asteroid belt of Hoth."  

[Sol Walker]

"Sacre Bleu!!!"  

[Besuliik Deakin]

Ahahahaha.

"The joke of the day is: what's the last thing a scout trooper sees before he hits a tree?... His afterburner!"

SD Commander: Ooo, fire on the poopdeck. Cut it out *giggle* Stop it, your hands are cold. Quick, before the rest come from break--wait, stop. Intercom is on... eek  

[Darkened Angel]

Officer: Attention, please. Does anyone aboard know how to pilot a Star Destroyer?  

[Derpzilla88]

Darkened Angel

Officer: Attention, please. Does anyone aboard know how to pilot a Star Destroyer?

cont.
Over the intercom: Mesa know how to flyin thisen bombad star destroyer.  

[Des Voh]

Pilot: Why is this manual written in shyriiwook?  

[Wind Spirit22]

Intercom: OOOOOOO! Whats this button do? Click *Star Destroyer explodes*  

[Darkened Angel]

Officer: ... Why is the lum gone?  

[Wind Spirit22]

Intercom: Attention, this is your captain speaking, I just snorted ten kilos of spice. That is all.  

[Darkened Angel]

Officer: Are you sure it's a good idea to let a cat paw at that big red button?  

[Darkened Angel]

Intercom: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman...  

[Skyeborne]

Ummmm......Sorry......(silence)  

[Darkened Angel]

Intercom: Man, sometimes I just wanna crash this thing into something...  

[Derpzilla88]

Intercom: "What do you mean there's a bomb on the ship? And why's that red light on?"  

[Sol Walker]

"Oooo...what does THIS button do??"
"No Dee-Dee!! No!!!"